Dzldoc Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 spats will never come to terms with finding a mate until he accepts this fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 spats will never come to terms with finding a mate until he accepts this fact Are you saying that we're much, much more complex than men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 NO were just looking through the eye glasses of spats, im pretty sure thats how hw sees things!! No offense im just sayin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 NO were just looking through the eye glasses of spats, im pretty sure thats how hw sees things!! No offense im just sayin! Once again, even though you're not using caps lock, I don't understand what you're sayin'! He said that spats need to figure out that men have one lever/switch and women have many more buttons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepyep Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hi all, Yeah,that's the way,.... It is really so simple,men=bad,women=good.Right? . Been Dazed and Confused for so long it's not true. Wanted a woman, never bargained for you. Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below. So Pagey got hurt,by a broad.How does the flip side fell,crappy,..... KB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) Are you saying that we're much, much more complex than men? He said that spats need to figure out that men have one lever/switch and women have many more buttons... Bingo! Edited February 8, 2008 by Dzldoc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Once again, even though you're not using caps lock, I don't understand what you're sayin'! He said that spats need to figure out that men have one lever/switch and women have many more buttons... YES your right im sayin that spats view is........ slightly distorted through shit i dont know ya got me i give up!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 That's what I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Hey i try but theres only so much one person can do, im pretty new to this forum in fact its my first forum and even i know that spats is................. well spats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rover Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) She's from out of town... but she never objects to threesomes ! Edited February 8, 2008 by The Rover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Aw geez.... ROFL Where's her buddy Chuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotplant Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 As far as the toilet seat goes Del, if you want a happy woman you'll put the seat down. Have YOU ever sat on it while it was up?? Not so much fun. I've had the upper hand, so to speak in these cases where I've had to live with men. I charged one dollar for every time said violater did the deed, marking the times on the mirror with soap. It always worked. Yes, I was a hard-ass about it but you have to teach little boys respect or they'll never learn it. And.. I WAS the one who had to Clean the stinkin thing anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 He said that spats need to figure out that men have one lever/switch and women have many more buttons... Bingo! Women are not more complex than men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lillian Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 First of all, I am sooo glad I am happily DIVORCED, so that I don't have to deal with this football crap, besides the only reason to watch football is to watch guys in tight pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 First of all, I am sooo glad I am happily DIVORCED, so that I don't have to deal with this football crap, besides the only reason to watch football is to watch guys in tight pants! Well, we sure wouldn't be a match made in heaven! (I love football, what can I say?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Women are not more complex than men. Oh duuuude...... Time to throw in the towel, everyone! This is indeed hopeless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Oh duuuude...... Time to throw in the towel, everyone! This is indeed hopeless! Dude, they are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 ^^^ Everyone else wanna weigh in on this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Speaking as one of the charming and cute (not pretty) girls. TRUST is the key word. My husband ( who is also cute -- not gorgeous) and I trust each other implicitly. That's one of the keys to a long, happy marraige. You are lucky. It's not easy to trust the women on the dating scene these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Dude, they are not. How the hell would you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 As far as the toilet seat goes Del, if you want a happy woman you'll put the seat down. Have YOU ever sat on it while it was up?? Not so much fun. I've had the upper hand, so to speak in these cases where I've had to live with men. I charged one dollar for every time said violater did the deed, marking the times on the mirror with soap. It always worked. Yes, I was a hard-ass about it but you have to teach little boys respect or they'll never learn it. And.. I WAS the one who had to Clean the stinkin thing anyway! I HATE it when there's actually piss on the seat! Or on the toilet bowl itself and you fall in! (okay--my ass is too big to let me fall in, but still--its gross). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spatdrastik Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Dude, they are not. Dude you can't be serious.... If complex = eat, fuck, shit, sleep you might have a point because that's about all there is to men women on the other hand..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Dude you can't be serious.... If complex = eat, fuck, shit, sleep you might have a point because that's about all there is to men women on the other hand..... You forgot fish, drink and play guitar. Ohhhhh, I'm sooooooooooo complex! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Dude you can't be serious.... If complex = eat, fuck, shit, sleep you might have a point because that's about all there is to men women on the other hand..... What is so complex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spatdrastik Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 What is so complex? Move in with one who isn't your mother and get back to me in a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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