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Oh no, you're not like into a 70's muff are you? But what happens when it's like spreading on to her thighs??

That can be a bit much, but what's that got to do with the 1970's? Just in the last 15 years or so have women embraced the shaved and sculpted look, at least here in the US. I think it's vile to trim or shave the pubic zone. I won't accept it actually.

Just the right amount, naturally, will meet my standards. Soft and delicate.

And you?

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I call that a Mohawk downunder, not worthy even for Aussies.

Any kind of manicuring is out for me. I love to bustle in a hedgerow.

Bald doesn't look good on men, much less women.

I know it is called carpet munching for a reason, but who like hair in their food? When I am dining, whether at the dinner table or down there, the less hair the better. If you like bush; check out the chick in that Marlon Brando movie - Last Tango in Paris. She had major bush.

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I know it is called carpet munching for a reason, but who like hair in their food? When I am dining, whether at the dinner table or down there, the less hair the better. If you like bush; check out the chick in that Marlon Brando movie - Last Tango in Paris. She had major bush.

I'm with you.

A friend of mine actually says it quite well:

"If I need to floss, I'll do that with floss tape after the toothbrush/toothpaste and before the mouth wash. But not when I'm munching."

Less is more, people. Less is more...

:D

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I don't have a strong preference either way. Neatly trimmed is fine. One thing I don't understand is the increase in body piercings in the most private areas. I just don't get that.

Other than being dark and edgy like any body art, I've been told that it keeps them "on the edge of..." so to speak.

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That can be a bit much, but what's that got to do with the 1970's? Just in the last 15 years or so have women embraced the shaved and sculpted look, at least here in the US. I think it's vile to trim or shave the pubic zone. I won't accept it actually.

Just the right amount, naturally, will meet my standards. Soft and delicate.

And you?

A 70's muff is the big hairy one, you know, resembles a map of Tasmania...See Last Tango In Paris

I keep well away from women's naughty bits

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I'm glad to see this thread getting hairy ! :lol:

There's nothing better than a naturally occuring patch that's not overgrown like an Armenian, but just tender and delicate and complete. No edging like a lawn with those straight edges, but just a bit wild on the fringes, natural.

As far as having hair get in your soup, that's fine to me, you just make sure the last thing a hair hears before it hits the floor is Ppttttooooooiiieeeeeee

Those who want yours like the floor of a bowling lane are nuts to me. I always preferred bocce on the full turf over the waxed, smooth floor of an alley. Or croquet, where you can hammer it home through the arches.

Yeah, picnicking on the lawn is so much more pleasant than a tiled floor. Come on people, embrace mother nature!

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LOL! Your use of metaphor is wonderful...

But, yeah, have to agree that whispy tendrils are one thing, mother nature sticking out all over much less down to the knees :lol: is a bit much.

I need to go talk about shoes now. C-ya!

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LOL

I've seen pictures of really hairy women that have me going:

:huh:

Maybe you should consider trimming a bit honey. You shouldn't have pubic hair halfway down to your knees. ROFL

She probably would not make a very good swimsuit model!! Speaking of swimsuits, my wife chewed me out a few days ago for noticing the cover of Sports Illustrated. I was just standing there at the magazine rack. There were the usual gossip magazines, and other special interest magazines, further to the right there was a S.I. Brett Favre farewell issue kind of thing, and right next to it was the swim suit issue with the obligatory half--naked woman on the cover. She was a hottie. Right after I noticed it my 7 year old daughter told me, "daddy, don't look at that!! I'm telling mom!" She (correctly) assumed I was not all that interested in the Brett Favre issue. I didn't actually open it up --- I just happened to notice that the cover was pleasing to the eye. She told my wife and on the way home I heard about it. She told me that the Bible says if you lust after a woman you have already committed a sin.................

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She probably would not make a very good swimsuit model!! Speaking of swimsuits, my wife chewed me out a few days ago for noticing the cover of Sports Illustrated. I was just standing there at the magazine rack. There were the usual gossip magazines, and other special interest magazines, further to the right there was a S.I. Brett Favre farewell issue kind of thing, and right next to it was the swim suit issue with the obligatory half--naked woman on the cover. She was a hottie. Right after I noticed it my 7 year old daughter told me, "daddy, don't look at that!! I'm telling mom!" She (correctly) assumed I was not all that interested in the Brett Favre issue. I didn't actually open it up --- I just happened to notice that the cover was pleasing to the eye. She told my wife and on the way home I heard about it. She told me that the Bible says if you lust after a woman you have already committed a sin.................

I'm not married,( i wouldn't mind either) but as soon as the girl questions or makes an issue about me looking at another girl, I immediately begin the breakup procedure i always used, in which i would constantly make an issue about her making issue, so that she would break up with me. I always tell the girls, you're not rich, so why would i stay with you, if i wanted to fuck somebody else. I don't mind the little jabs at me about me and other girls, but when they start bitching and start this little girl shit, i get the fuck out of there. I always let my ex have their own lives, which involves having guy friends, so i demand i don't get questioned either about my friends. i hate getting blamed for something I have no intentions of doing. I had Gf who didn't want me to go out and drink with my Marine buddy, because she didn't like him. I said. "no problem" and left and never talked to her since.

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She probably would not make a very good swimsuit model!! Speaking of swimsuits, my wife chewed me out a few days ago for noticing the cover of Sports Illustrated. I was just standing there at the magazine rack. There were the usual gossip magazines, and other special interest magazines, further to the right there was a S.I. Brett Favre farewell issue kind of thing, and right next to it was the swim suit issue with the obligatory half--naked woman on the cover. She was a hottie. Right after I noticed it my 7 year old daughter told me, "daddy, don't look at that!! I'm telling mom!" She (correctly) assumed I was not all that interested in the Brett Favre issue. I didn't actually open it up --- I just happened to notice that the cover was pleasing to the eye. She told my wife and on the way home I heard about it. She told me that the Bible says if you lust after a woman you have already committed a sin.................

That sucks. That's not even that bad an offense. It's not like it was a porno mag, and you picked it up and started thumbing through the pages....the SI swimsuit edition is pretty harmless in the grand scheme of things. If I was with someone, and that was the most provocative thing he looked at, I'd be happy.

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