zepbaby Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 That sucks. That's not even that bad an offense. It's not like it was a porno mag, and you picked it up and started thumbing through the pages....the SI swimsuit edition is pretty harmless in the grand scheme of things. If I was with someone, and that was the most provocative thing he looked at, I'd be happy. Bonnie is a very smart person. The way my niece puts it is "I do not care what or who he looks at. As long as it's my bed he sleeps in." zepbaby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Bonnie is a very smart person. The way my niece puts it is "I do not care what or who he looks at. As long as it's my bed he sleeps in." zepbaby +1 for your niece! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 If there's grass on the field, play ball. Otherwise she's gonna look like your 8-year old daughter. I'd think you'd want your women to look older than a pre-pubescent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainsbarre Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Then you hope you remembered the matches? Saves waxing, smoke that mutha. zepbaby What, and smoke pubic hair?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dzldoc Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 She probably would not make a very good swimsuit model!! Speaking of swimsuits, my wife chewed me out a few days ago for noticing the cover of Sports Illustrated. I was just standing there at the magazine rack. There were the usual gossip magazines, and other special interest magazines, further to the right there was a S.I. Brett Favre farewell issue kind of thing, and right next to it was the swim suit issue with the obligatory half--naked woman on the cover. She was a hottie. Right after I noticed it my 7 year old daughter told me, "daddy, don't look at that!! I'm telling mom!" She (correctly) assumed I was not all that interested in the Brett Favre issue. I didn't actually open it up --- I just happened to notice that the cover was pleasing to the eye. She told my wife and on the way home I heard about it. She told me that the Bible says if you lust after a woman you have already committed a sin................. Damn fender I once went out with this girl that seemed to watch my eyes to see if I was checking out women even when they were on freaking tv. Man I'm sorry for you,how would she know you were "Lusting" can she read your mind? On another note one time my wife and I were riding in my truck in the CBD area of town, we hadn't been conversing so there was silence for awhile. Well we passed this office building and out walks this super fine lady I mean everything was just nice body, clothes,hair, etc.. I blurted out DAMN! did you see that? then I heard my wife's voice say "What?" she didn't see what I was taliking about so quickly I said: "Man that guy almost stepped in front of that truck!" Whew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepbaby Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 What, and smoke pubic hair?? Whatever trips your trigger mate. SMOKIN! zepbaby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 My father has a man-crush on steve mcqueen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 My father has a man-crush on steve mcqueen. Hahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 On another note one time my wife and I were riding in my truck in the CBD area of town, we hadn't been conversing so there was silence for awhile. Well we passed this office building and out walks this super fine lady I mean everything was just nice body, clothes,hair, etc.. I blurted out DAMN! did you see that? then I heard my wife's voice say "What?" she didn't see what I was taliking about so quickly I said: "Man that guy almost stepped in front of that truck!" Whew! ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I'm not married,( i wouldn't mind either) but as soon as the girl questions or makes an issue about me looking at another girl, I immediately begin the breakup procedure i always used, in which i would constantly make an issue about her making issue, so that she would break up with me. I always tell the girls, you're not rich, so why would i stay with you, if i wanted to fuck somebody else. I don't mind the little jabs at me about me and other girls, but when they start bitching and start this little girl shit, i get the fuck out of there. I always let my ex have their own lives, which involves having guy friends, so i demand i don't get questioned either about my friends. i hate getting blamed for something I have no intentions of doing. I had Gf who didn't want me to go out and drink with my Marine buddy, because she didn't like him. I said. "no problem" and left and never talked to her since. Amen, Brother. If she is doing that when you are just dating it will get even worse if you married. End it quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pb Derigable Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 See Diesel Doc, thats my girlfriend, she was looking for rubbers in her purse for us. She couldn't find any so to make up for it, she let all her hot friends give me oral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 God, I really love boats. Pass the suntan lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 Silly boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 So i ran out of old shows to watch, so i watch fox news basically all night long, except when john and Kate is on. But fox has some hot chicks on there. They went through a period last year were every show on the Fox channel had a brunette with blue eyes. (i.e. Bones, House, Prison Break,) and now on fox news they have all blonde's, with brown roots, doing commentary. I used to watch CNN, but they got ugos their now, or they are all asian, which i do not like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 God, I really love boats. Pass the suntan lotion. Why are you looking at the fucking boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 The old guy in the front of the boat seems to be enjoying himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 LOL I've seen pictures of really hairy women that have me going: Maybe you should consider trimming a bit honey. You shouldn't have pubic hair halfway down to your knees. ROFL Eww, agreed. I'm glad to see this thread getting hairy ! There's nothing better than a naturally occuring patch that's not overgrown like an Armenian, but just tender and delicate and complete. No edging like a lawn with those straight edges, but just a bit wild on the fringes, natural. As far as having hair get in your soup, that's fine to me, you just make sure the last thing a hair hears before it hits the floor is Ppttttooooooiiieeeeeee Those who want yours like the floor of a bowling lane are nuts to me. I always preferred bocce on the full turf over the waxed, smooth floor of an alley. Or croquet, where you can hammer it home through the arches. Yeah, picnicking on the lawn is so much more pleasant than a tiled floor. Come on people, embrace mother nature! I can only think of two people who have posted as eloquently and passionately on the subject as you have. I guess you're in the minority... or the others just have their mouths full and can't say anything. If there's grass on the field, play ball. Otherwise she's gonna look like your 8-year old daughter. I'd think you'd want your women to look older than a pre-pubescent! Now, I've only read that phrase one time before. FWIW, I think there is more to looking prepubescent than lawn status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNK Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I tell ya. I stumbled upon a huge collection of old porn magazines, and from then on, I appreciated the bush. And, unfortunately, you just don't see it nowadays. You have like no chance. And to any guy that doesn''t dig it, if I showed you what I've seen, there's a good chance you'd be a convert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 LOL Old porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I tell ya. I stumbled upon a huge collection of old porn magazines, and from then on, I appreciated the bush. And, unfortunately, you just don't see it nowadays. You have like no chance. And to any guy that doesn''t dig it, if I showed you what I've seen, there's a good chance you'd be a convert. Now there's a man of reason. There are still women who let themselves go natural, just not many in the modeling field. But they're generally not my cup of tea either, so in my circles I definately see more bush. It's generally the quieter, next door neighbor type of girl that lets their garden grow. The popular one's do the popular thing. Mainstream can be so boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 FWIW, I think there is more to looking prepubescent than lawn status. I agree. Breasts development also comes into play. I see in another area you asked if I was being touchy? Since the post directly after mine implied the chance of my post being off the point, I stated it wasn't. This particular topic is more in line with touchy, so I'll expound because I like to be clear as a hedgehog. from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pubescent Pubescent adjective 1. arriving or arrived at puberty. 2. Botany, Zoology. covered with down or fine short hair. from American Heritage dictionary 1. Reaching or having reached puberty. 2. Covered with short hairs or soft down. from Worldnet.com adjective 1. (of animals especially human beings) having arrived at the onset of puberty (the age at which sex glands become functional) but not yet fully mature; "the budding breasts of a pubescent girl and the downy chin of pubescent boy" 2. covered with fine soft hairs or down; "downy milkweed seeds" [syn:downy] from Merriam Websters adjective 1 : arriving at or having reached puberty 2 : of or relating to puberty It appears that the jury returned with a pretty clear definition, each of which stress the hair aspect of puberty. But as individuals we can certainly broaden our own definitions. And we must remember, when the human element comes into deciding maturity, that isn't a fine line and varies with the maturing person. Just like ruffled edges are more attractive than a clinically shaved straight line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I tell ya. I stumbled upon a huge collection of old porn magazines, and from then on, I appreciated the bush. And, unfortunately, you just don't see it nowadays. You have like no chance. And to any guy that doesn''t dig it, if I showed you what I've seen, there's a good chance you'd be a convert. I understand your point although I am kind of ok either way with that. It's the piercings that get to me. I look at where those earings/piercings are and just think "ouch, ouch, ouch"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I understand your point although I am kind of ok either way with that. It's the piercings that get to me. I look at where those earings/piercings are and just think "ouch, ouch, ouch"!! And I've never seen the piercings there or through the belly button on girls that weren't shaved or radically trimmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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