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You guys are making me thirsty. :D

Hey, if you have to bring towels to spread out beneath your girl, dude, you're doing something right. Keep it up. (For as long as possible... :ph34r::bagoverhead: )

:beer:

Is that in reference to the "squirting" inquiry posted above?

:lol:

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Is that in reference to the "squirting" inquiry posted above?

:lol:

Why, yes it is... :blush:

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You guys are making me thirsty. :D

Hey, if you have to bring towels to spread out beneath your girl, dude, you're doing something right. Keep it up. (For as long as possible... :ph34r::bagoverhead: )

:beer:

Yes, but if you happen to last more than four hours be sure to call a doctor right away. (or at the very least, a really horny nurse!)

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Yes, but if you happen to last more than four hours be sure to call a doctor right away. (or at the very least, a really horny nurse!)

a really horny nurse!)

That's always good

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You guys are making me thirsty. :D

Hey, if you have to bring towels to spread out beneath your girl, dude, you're doing something right. Keep it up. (For as long as possible... :ph34r::bagoverhead: )

:beer:

:o Just the thought of that is nasty.

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Yes, but if you happen to last more than four hours be sure to call a doctor right away. (or at the very least, a really horny nurse!)

Four-hour sex isn't really THAT bad for you, is it? If it is, then I used to know one guy who should be dead already....

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Well, I've never tried Viagra, but maybe I need to start. That is the point that men are told to immediately call their doctor.

I still would prefer a horny nurse.

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I don't know why i do it, but every time i hear a fellow man said he was fucking this chick for more than a hour. I always press him to admit that it was only 15 min of actual sex. A lot of guys get pissed at me for it, but i just have to prove a fellow man wrong on that. I need help.

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Well, I've never tried Viagra, but maybe I need to start. That is the point that men are told to immediately call their doctor.

I still would prefer a horny nurse.

Ohhhh....Viagra. I get it now! Sorry, blonde here! I thought you meant naturally.

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Ohhhh....Viagra. I get it now! Sorry, blonde here! I thought you meant naturally.

:blink::P

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I don't find any of the tennis girls hot. They have a butch quality to them. I don't like anna's face.

Yeah, good call. No wait, you're wrong...again.

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Matt, do you see how masculine and butch those women look? You must be blind or something.

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Matt, do you see how masculine and butch those women look? You must be blind or something.

Yeah, I was vomiting as I was pasting the photo links, and I had to keep talking to myself..."keep it together Matt, I know they're gross, but hang in there..."

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The gal in the dress in the empty swimming pool is seriously a total knockout.

Ana Ivanovic...google her, you won't be disappointed:

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THat's cute. :D

That is. That just puts a grin on me lol. Hiya Spatster, Doc...wheres Jack Nicholson? Oh he's in the gun thread, you better hide that little shit. Someone will pass through the gun thread, this thread then on into meat. Make a cute avatar.

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I disagree. It sounds like fun to me.

Talking about a females bodily fluids is fun? :o

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Yeah, good call. No wait, you're wrong...again.

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The one in the empty pool is feminine but the other two faces aren't very feminine.

We have different tastes in looks i guess.

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I don't know why i do it, but every time i hear a fellow man said he was fucking this chick for more than a hour. I always press him to admit that it was only 15 min of actual sex. A lot of guys get pissed at me for it, but i just have to prove a fellow man wrong on that. I need help.

Yeah it's always funny when someone says. "yeah, we were going at it all night long".

Yeah, sure. :rolleyes:

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The list of things that a woman can do that is disgusting is a very short one with me, but I'm not sure on this one. Is there a Dr. Graftenberg in the house???

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The list of things that a woman can do that is disgusting is a very short one with me, but I'm not sure on this one. Is there a Dr. Graftenberg in the house???

I think my list is a little longer. But whatever rows your boat. :D

Who is Dr.Graftenberg? :blink:

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Yeah, even though I don't seem to have the same fascination with your musings that others do, I've gotten glimpses of that list. No way I'm gonna lie on my deathbed someday and say "Gee, maybe I should have given that a try?"

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