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Yeah, even though I don't seem to have the same fascination with your musings that others do, I've gotten glimpses of that list. No way I'm gonna lie on my deathbed someday and say "Gee, maybe I should have given that a try?"

I don't think i will have any regrets on my deathbed. If you are true to yourself you won't have any regrets.

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I've seen this in porno movies years ago. I asked my husband at the time if girls really do this and he said some do. I'm sure glad i don't do that, disgusting...I have a feeling it's pee.

You don't know what your missing, ofcourse neither do I cause I'm a guy lol.

No it's not pee lol, I could give you a link with instruction. B)

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Yeah it's always funny when someone says. "yeah, we were going at it all night long".

Yeah, sure. :rolleyes:

You're not going to go non stop :rolleyes: I've pulled a few ALL nighters in my younger days.

You have to take breaks dummy!

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Yeah it's always funny when someone says. "yeah, we were going at it all night long".

Yeah, sure. :rolleyes:

My ex hubby's idea of "being romantic" was going for hours, and he could actually do it. Of course, I was like, dude, I don't WANT to go all night I have to work in the morning. Which always sparked off the whole "You don't love me" debate. I swear, he was the total woman in that relationship.

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You're not going to go non stop :rolleyes: I've pulled a few ALL nighters in my younger days.

You have to take breaks dummy!

I realize that. :rolleyes:

Most aren't doing it all night though. Maybe if it's a very new relationship and the lust level is thru the roof but other than that. Even then i have never put in an all nighter. Hell i want to have a sleep after the first round. :D

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Urine can look like it comes from the vagina. I know urine empties from the bladder, down the urethra, that's not a mystery to me. Female ejaculation is however, but then i've never known it to happen to me, and i don't like girls sexually, so i don't have any experience in this area...

Good to know Dick's ready.

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Spats siad that he'll never go downtown? He may be on to somthing!

You can use your fingers if you know what to do :D

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OMG, you are a trip...let me try my new trick with the smiley's...:D:D: LOL

Laugh out loud is

colon lol colon

:lol:

Dick's ready to take notes too. Did you note that?

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:lol: Is your name Dick? Maybe i'm reading too much into your posts....:D

WELL , made me laugh.

You can call me Dick, can I call you Jane?

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You could call me Tarzan too

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Wanna do some gator surfin' ?

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Okay well this link will show you that it can be urine that comes out during this "event".

http://www.askmen.com/love/love_tip_150/184_love_tip.html

The biological mechanism is simply to moisten the vagina for easy access to fertilization. Neither event is mutually exclusive of the other. Muscles contract and loose focus on holding urine in is what it boils down too. Well, besides those who enjoy peeing on someone. Which I find weird.

Some women actually have female ejaculation during The big O without knowing it too.

When do we come to G-Spots?

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Spats siad that he'll never go downtown? He may be on to somthing!

Amen Brother.:D

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You can use your fingers if you know what to do :D

That's definately better then shoving your face down there. But I think the ideal situation is for them to do it themselves. :D

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Amen Brother.:D

You're missing out on a explosive baptismal there ole chap!

*brought to you by the Church of the Gushing Virginal Maiden*

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Four-hour sex isn't really THAT bad for you, is it? If it is, then I used to know one guy who should be dead already....

:o

You open new vistas in my mind. I may become a nurse, even. :D ("But honey, it's just my job. I'm a medical professional!")

Okay well this link will show you that it can be urine that comes out during this "event".

http://www.askmen.com/love/love_tip_150/184_love_tip.html

Your karma has been increased seven-fold by this post, my child. Bless you.

After reading that link i figured out i'm normal...LOL.

I need to leave this subject now, i can't stand the anticipation much longer.

Err, let us know how it comes out? (No pun intended. Wait, yes, pun intended! Ha Ha!)

Here's a link for a place friendly to the ladies on this thread, which may be helpful. (spats, you should avoid the very thought of this place like the plague):

http://www.goodvibes.com/Content--Retail-Store-06--id-626

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You're missing out on a explosive baptismal there ole chap!

*brought to you by the Church of the Gushing Virginal Maiden*

Been there, done that. Never again. How any guy can enjoy doing is one of the great mysteries.

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Been there, done that. Never again. How any guy can enjoy doing is one of the great mysteries.

My gush! There's nothing like getting hosed.

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My gush! There's nothing like getting hosed.

If the waterfall splashed in my face the relationship would be over. There is such a thing as being too intimate with your girlfriend. That's it. :o

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I guess it's kinda like if a party clown got you to smell the trick flower on their lapel and caught you with a good blast, you wouldn't fall for that one again!

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I guess it's kinda like if a party clown got you to smell the trick flower on their lapel and caught you with a good blast, you wouldn't fall for that one again!

Exactly. Hell No.

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You're missing out on a explosive baptismal there ole chap!

*brought to you by the Church of the Gushing Virginal Maiden*

Wear goggles. :lol::lol: And always hold your breath under water. B)B)

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If the waterfall splashed in my face the relationship would be over. There is such a thing as being too intimate with your girlfriend. That's it. :o

Apparently, in this forum there is no such thing as being too intimate!! :lol::lol:

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