Dzldoc Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 Hey, at least I included my other half in this thread! That's her cooking the trout. And all those things (well, except for the hot chicks) can be enjoyed by women too. Here's my better half and my son in Orlando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cecil. Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Just out of curiosity. could anyone tell me if a invite to the Playboy mansion arrived, would you go? Bit useless on the home improvement front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Just out of curiosity. could anyone tell me if a invite to the Playboy mansion arrived, would you go? Bit useless on the home improvement front I would go, i don't think I'm taking Ms. June home, but all the different celebs (half of them a douche bags) and the Food and drink, It will probably fun to bring the ol'ball and chain along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 I hosted a poker party last weekend. That was fun. Usually quarter and fifty cent betting increments. We ate chips and I grilled up some brats. A lot of stud poker and five card draw. A few split pot type of things like low chicago and in-between. We smoked cigars on the patio. Some funny remarks and jokes---some of which would not be printable here. I brought a few c.d.'s with plus we listened to the radio. The c.d.'s I played were by Albert Collins, Joe Satriani, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, BB King, SRV, and Physical G by L.Z. It was nice to get away and do that. I plan on doing that again in a couple of months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTM Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 I hosted a poker party last weekend. That was fun. Usually quarter and fifty cent betting increments. We ate chips and I GRILLED UP SOME BRATS. A lot of stud poker and five card draw. A few split pot type of things like low chicago and in-between. We smoked cigars on the patio. Some funny remarks and jokes---some of which would not be printable here. I brought a few c.d.'s with plus we listened to the radio. The c.d.'s I played were by Albert Collins, Joe Satriani, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, BB King, SRV, and Physical G by L.Z. It was nice to get away and do that. I plan on doing that again in a couple of months.You, you Cannibal you. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 I hosted a poker party last weekend. That was fun. Usually quarter and fifty cent betting increments. We ate chips and I grilled up some brats. A lot of stud poker and five card draw. A few split pot type of things like low chicago and in-between. We smoked cigars on the patio. Some funny remarks and jokes---some of which would not be printable here. I brought a few c.d.'s with plus we listened to the radio. The c.d.'s I played were by Albert Collins, Joe Satriani, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, BB King, SRV, and Physical G by L.Z. It was nice to get away and do that. I plan on doing that again in a couple of months. I agree with you totally dude. I Have had great times hanging out with just the guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 LOTHAR, OF THE HILL PEOPLE! Anybody remember that from SNL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 This topic is starting to suck. I wanna hear about one night stands, sex with older women, sex with younger women, unexpected liasons, threesomes, etc. Hell, even a gay experience would suffice. Same here. When i saw the title of the thread that's what i thought it would be about. Not building things or fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 This topic is starting to suck. I wanna hear about one night stands, sex with older women, sex with younger women, unexpected liasons, threesomes, etc. Hell, even a gay experience would suffice. Same here. ohmy.gif When i saw the title of the thread that's what i thought it would be about. Not building things or fishing. If you would have read the first post in the thread. It's the man thread not the Dog thread. Although your welcome to add anything of substance. "No candy for you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 This topic is starting to suck. I wanna hear about one night stands, sex with older women, sex with younger women, unexpected liasons, threesomes, etc. Hell, even a gay experience would suffice. Fine lets play Marry, Fuck, Kill,. For anybody who doesn't know it's when sombody else pick three women and you answer which one you would like to marry, one that you just want to fuck, and the other you want to kill. I need contestants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 23, 2008 Author Share Posted February 23, 2008 Marry Threesome Don't think I could whack anyone that wasn't trying to whack me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I agree with you totally dude. I Have had great times hanging out with just the guys. I'm an evil, evil man. At least my wife thought so when I told her I was going to play poker with the guys last Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Fine lets play Marry, Fuck, Kill,. For anybody who doesn't know it's when sombody else pick three women and you answer which one you would like to marry, one that you just want to fuck, and the other you want to kill. I need contestants. Here you Go. Whatcha gonna do? Don't cop out. Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 24, 2008 Author Share Posted February 24, 2008 Here you Go. Whatcha gonna do? Don't cop out. Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda. Whoa! cold man, that's a good one Dawg A candy parade for you v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Some Balmar Hons 4 U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Here you Go. Whatcha gonna do? Don't cop out. Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Jane Fonda. I would so give Hillary the Business. She probaly hadn't had it good in a long time. I would marry Oprah just for the money and Jane Fonda is a twit, so she would have to die. Now your turn, you can go with your's or mine Skinny Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, and Bald Britney spears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 24, 2008 Author Share Posted February 24, 2008 I would so give Hillary the Business. She probaly hadn't had it good in a long time. I would marry Oprah just for the money and Jane Fonda is a twit, so she would have to die. Now your turn, you can go with your's or mine Skinny Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, and Bald Britney spears I would have to marry paris for the bux, I'd do britney because she probably wouldn't remember me ( that and the fact I could meet her at her mom's house it's close by ) Nicole would have to go toooo spoiled. Next! Celine Dione,Amy Winehouse and Rosey O'Donnel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I would have to marry paris for the bux, I'd do britney because she probably wouldn't remember me ( that and the fact I could meet her at her mom's house it's close by ) Nicole would have to go toooo spoiled. Next! Celine Dione,Amy Winehouse and Rosey O'Donnel Now that's Harsh! I think Spat's style is looking up with these choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 I would have to marry paris for the bux, I'd do britney because she probably wouldn't remember me ( that and the fact I could meet her at her mom's house it's close by ) Nicole would have to go toooo spoiled. Next! Celine Dione,Amy Winehouse and Rosey O'Donnel Celine Dione is an excellent golfer, and she rich so ill marry her. Rosey was cute about 20 years ago, so i guess i throw her a bone, and amy winehouse is a 5 foot tall cockroach, so killing her will be hard. he you go Monique, Any golden girl, and Barbra Walters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 25, 2008 Author Share Posted February 25, 2008 I'm going to sit this one out Pb on that note I'll pass out some complimentary candy First come first serve. over and out back to work tommorow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 Chicken Shit. I win. No prob thanks for the candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 I'm getting a sweet tooth, Time for some more candy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spatdrastik Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Celine Dione is an excellent golfer, and she rich so ill marry her. Rosey was cute about 20 years ago, so i guess i throw her a bone, and amy winehouse is a 5 foot tall cockroach, so killing her will be hard. he you go Monique, Any golden girl, and Barbra Walters I'll bite...I'd marry the golden girls (won't last long cuz they'll be dead soon, although Betty White might be fun to hang out with), fuck the hell out of Barbara Walters(she really, really needs it), and self preservation dictates that Monique must die before I end up lunch(or maybe just an appetizer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Candy Candy, I can't ever let you go...... (Edit: This is NOT in response to the very last post above mine!!!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 Candy Candy, I can't ever let you go...... (Edit: This is NOT in response to the very last post above mine!!!!!) I'm actually a Dentist, I'm trying to drum up some business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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