FuzzyMerkin Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Bob Dylan - "I made shoes for everyone even you..." No, Bob, you didn't. I can't speak for other people, but I never got any shoes from you. And I happen to like shoes...a lot! :'( The Beatles - "The walrus was Paul" Was he now? He looked like a puppy but...a walrus? Need new specs, do we? Ufo - "I'm your back door man" Hah - you wish! Jefferson Starship - "We built this city on rock'n'roll" No you didn't. It's simply. not. possible. Jimi Hendrix - "Hurrah i awake from yesterday - alive..." Errrrm..... The Beatles (once more - just can't trust them, can you?) - "All you need is love" Well that's all very fine if you're a friggin rich pop star. All I need, however, is a steady income to spend on such trivial things as food and rent and clothes.......and shoes....Go and ask Bob why that is... I'm sure there's more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peep Solero Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 oh...goody a rent and bitch thread...just my cup 'o' tea. Bryan Adams "The only thing that looks good on me...is you" Actually Bryan, no….nothing looks that good on you and the thought of you naked is even worse. Britney Spears "I'm still an exceptional earner And you want a piece of me" No, please no more pieces, no more nothing…and basically just so NO! Nickelback "If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died" Yeah…somehow if there was world peace….I think the grim reaper would still have a day job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 The Beatles - "The walrus was Paul" Was he now? He looked like a puppy but...a walrus? Need new specs, do we? Buy The Magical Mystery Tour. You'll see what they are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 18, 2008 Author Share Posted February 18, 2008 oh...goody a rent and bitch thread...just my cup 'o' tea. It's because this board neeeeeds one of those. Britney Spears "I'm still an exceptional earner And you want a piece of me" No, please no more pieces, no more nothing…and basically just so NO! Aaarghhh....the images...the visuals...the HORROR!!! Buy The Magical Mystery Tour. You'll see what they are talking about. It's a joke, Jethro. I doubt that any of the people quoted meant their lyrics to be taken literally. : James Blunt - "I will always be in a club with you in 1973" No, you won't. For starters I wouldn't be seen dead in club with you - not even in a hypothetical time warp kind of club. Btw - I'm pretty sure that Roger Daltry wasn't able to see for miles...except maybe with a telescope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Bob Dylan - "I made shoes for everyone even you..." No, Bob, you didn't. I can't speak for other people, but I never got any shoes from you. And I happen to like shoes...a lot! :'( The Beatles - "The walrus was Paul" Was he now? He looked like a puppy but...a walrus? Need new specs, do we? Ufo - "I'm your back door man" Hah - you wish! Jefferson Starship - "We built this city on rock'n'roll" No you didn't. It's simply. not. possible. Jimi Hendrix - "Hurrah i awake from yesterday - alive..." Errrrm..... The Beatles (once more - just can't trust them, can you?) - "All you need is love" Well that's all very fine if you're a friggin rich pop star. All I need, however, is a steady income to spend on such trivial things as food and rent and clothes.......and shoes....Go and ask Bob why that is... I'm sure there's more... Very cool topic!!! I bet we're gonna have good, sound fun with this one!!! :) . Yeah, uncle Bob didn't make many things for me either, but he DID sing to my soul!! How about the whole damn and MORONIC lyrics of a song that in my honest opinion is the WORST song in rock history: Wind Of Change............why?? I'm not talking about the pulling down of one oF humanity's horrors...the Berlin Wall.....a revolting sight to say the least, BUT the way the Scorpions tried to BRAINWASH the kids of that period....like saying: "here it is the wall has come down,,,,there will be peace and harmony for everyone,,,,,blah, blah, blah, blah.......................I can clearly see the shape of things the world has come to after that historical event.....NOW LET'S COME OFF IT.....who were the silly SCorpions trying to fool??? NOT ME!!! :) BEWARE OF AMBIGUOUS MESSAGES IN POLITICAL SONGS!!! CHANGE? WHAT CHANGE????! I follow the Moskva / down to Gorky Park listening to the wind of change An August-summernight, / soldiers passing by listening to the wind of change. The world is closing in, / did you ever think that we could be so close, like it brothers? The future’s in the air / I can feel it everywhere blowing with the wind of change. Take me to the magic of the moment on a glory night,where the children of tomorrow dream away in the wind of change. Walking down the street. / Distant memories ate burried in the past forever. I follow the Moskva / down to Gorky Park listening to the wind of change Take me to the magic of the moment on a glory night,where the children of tomorrow share their dreams with you and me. / Take ma to the magic... The wind of change blows straight into the face of time, like a stormwind that will ring the freedom bell / for peace of mind. Let your Balalaika sing what my guitar wants to say Take me to the magic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 18, 2008 Author Share Posted February 18, 2008 While not exactly a lie this one's a rather silly speculation: Elton John - "Sorry seems to be the hardest word" Ever tried otorhinolaryngologist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henrik Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Robert Plant HMMT : "Now I got ten children of my own!" Or....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 I think Robert might have tens of thousands of children called F A N S!!!!!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 The Who "I won't get fooled again"....yeah sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 18, 2008 Author Share Posted February 18, 2008 Robert Plant HMMT : "Now I got ten children of my own!" Or....? We might never know.... "You say you'll give me a highway with no one on it, treasure just to look upon it, all the riches in the night" Let's get this right, Bono - I said no such thing. Ever. Unless you got it in writing you better not try to base any claims on what I allegedly "said"...it'll only make you look like even more of a big-mouthed fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 The Who "I won't get fooled again"....yeah sure. Most of MY generation (No pun intended!! ) DIDN'T.....can't say the same for the gen that was born in the ruddy 80s!!! :) Robert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 18, 2008 Author Share Posted February 18, 2008 Joe Strummer (The Clash) - "My Daddy was a bankrobber" You daddy, Joe, was a British diplomat. This might be close to a bankrobber but it's not the same thing altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bitnogoodjive Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Pink Floyd - "We don't need no education..." Um, that's a double negative you're using there, better get back to school.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 The Beatles - "The walrus was Paul" Was he now? He looked like a puppy but...a walrus? Need new specs, do we? Aww, poor Paul, always having to put up with John's teasing...shame on you, John, shame! Good thread. In the time of Chimpanzees I was a monkey - Beck, "Loser" From an anthropological standpoint, that doesn't make any sense. Chimpanzees never actually had a "time" where they were the rulers of the world or whatever. The australopiths and eventually the homo genus were much more successful. Strawberry Fields Forever - the Beatles, "Strawberry Fields Forever" Strawberries do rot, John. They tried to make me go to rehab, I won't go, go, go - Amy Winehouse, "Rehab" She tried not to, but they forced her into it eventually. Fat bottom girls, they make the rocking world go round - Queen, "Fat Bottom Girls" I know Brian wrote it, but Freddie was the one to say it. I'm sure you DID love those fat-bottomed girls, Freddie. Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? - Pussycat Dolls, "Don't Cha" You're not hot. So if I had a girlfriend, no, I wouldn't want her to look like you. Also, since your defination of the word "hot" probably equals "slut," double no. You and I have memories, longer than the road that stretches out ahead - the Beatles, "Two of Us" Paul wrote this one for Linda, apparently. However, they had only known each other for like a year or two at the point that song was written. Yep, those memories are definatly "longer than the road that stretches out ahead;" if they were only expecting their relationship to last half a year or something. Jolene, I'm begging of you, please don't take my man - the White Stripes, "Jolene" (Dolly Parton cover) You're dating a guy, Jack? What will Karen say when she hears? . . . His name isn't Brendan, is it? I've got two heads, and two heads are better than one - Joni Mitchell, "Twisted" You do? I hadn't noticed. In and around the lake, mountains come out of the sky and they stand there - Yes, "Roundabout" ... What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternal light Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Great thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 How about Gallows Pole? I mean that has got to be a big lie. If Robert was hung how come he can still tell about it? I used to think that they tried to hang Robert when I was little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 this is great, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 the Beatles- While My Guitar Gently Weeps I'm sure that your guitar has the ability to cry. :'( The Beatles - Yellow Submarine As fun as it sounds I doubt you could live in a submarine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 What about Aerosmith's "Su** on my big ten inch?" Steven, if it was that long you could probably do it yourself without bothering us for help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Btw - I'm pretty sure that Roger Daltry wasn't able to see for miles...except maybe with a telescope... I seriously doubt Elton John was up in space thinking about his wife and kids (Rocket Man) She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m. And i'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much i miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight I think Joe Walsh could've actually been telling the truth (Life's Been Good) I have a mansion Forget the price Ain't never been there They tell me it's nice I live in hotels Tear out the walls I have accountants Pay for it all But I don't think Adam Levine actually shot anyone (Wake Up Call/Maroon 5) : Six foot tall Came without a warning so I had to shoot him dead He won't come around here anymore Come around here? I don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maven2blue Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Come as you are-Nirvana And I swear That I dont have a gun No I dont have a gun No I dont have a gun Well, the problem is, Kurt, you did have a gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull. "I really don't mind if you sit this one out." Excuse me, if we sat it out, you'd be sweeping garbage off the streets in Piccadilly Circus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunray782 Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Jimi Hendrix in Hey Joe says I gave her the gun and I shot her With what!? She has the gun. Your ass better run. Robert says it too sometime during the Royal Albert Hall concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 "some people think they're gonna die someday.. i got news you never got to go" stranglehold - terrible ted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Robert A. Plant. "Let me take you to the movies".- I'm still waiting Steely Dan- "The call Alabama the crimson tide, call me Deacon Blues". It's not my fault you have a gay name Donald Fagen Soulja Boy- "Haterz Wanna Be Me. Soulja Boy, I'm The Man"- No, i like to be White and educated and no, you are not a man you're a boy and not a Soulja either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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