KashmirDevi Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 A great email a good friend sent me... Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 A great email a good friend sent me... Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth! A true friend knows everything about you, yet they still like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 That's great... and Friendship is like peeing your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth!... well, I may have found a new sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 You forgot: Best friend, when you call him at phone he says you: "Fuck yourself, (wo)man, don't you have better time to call me, yo fuck breaker?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragster Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 "Most of the people we call friends are merely acquaintances" - Oscar Wilde :):) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 I really have a friend like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mona Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 That's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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