FuzzyMerkin Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Life is getting more complicated by the minute so here's the place to post advice on anything and everything (except spat's love life). Some tips from me: - Stay away from puddles that start half-way up a wall. - Never replace the Mascarpone in Tiramisu with salty cream cheese. - Don't use your fingertips to check whether a hotplate has been switched on. :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPage1977 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 People with normal intelligence don't need those tips..... or was that an extremely lame attempt at humor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 People with normal intelligence don't need those tips..... or was that an extremely lame attempt at humor? Yup. Well actually it's an attempt at making people talk about those occasions in life when they did foolish things although they have normal intelligence. You know - light-hearted banter....like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPage1977 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I look forward to someone who has normal intelligence providing tips. Thanks for starting the thread Frizzy Melon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 I look forward to someone who has normal intelligence providing tips. Thanks for starting the thread Frizzy Melon! No hassle, Jimmy. Oh, and make sure to check post #100 on this thread: http://forums.ledzeppelin.com//index.php?s...=3545&st=80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPage1977 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 You are so special.... thanks for your insight, Ms. Jerkin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 You are so special.... thanks for your insight, Ms. Jerkin. Jimmy I'm not interested in fighting with you. Get it? If you want to make an ass of yourself go on - you got my blessings. I got better things to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 What did the leper say to the hooker? You can keep the tip! Damn it - that's gross! But funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspensound Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 People with normal intelligence don't need those tips..... or was that an extremely lame attempt at humor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirchzep27 Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 I look forward to someone who has normal intelligence providing tips. Thanks for starting the thread Frizzy Melon! wtf.. tip, dont insult people starting threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the ocean Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 wtf.. tip, dont insult people starting threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 21, 2008 Author Share Posted February 21, 2008 Yipeeh! Looks like people with normal intelligence have arrived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted February 21, 2008 Share Posted February 21, 2008 Never cut an electric cord with scissors while it's plugged in. (I did) Never rev your motor with a box of donuts sitting just above the fan belt. (my brother did and the donuts flew into a million pieces) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Hey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Leftovers from the party from last weekend is better used as compost now and do not think of a Pepsi can as a reward for the day. [You should see what happened to my brother when he didn't follow these tips ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 I didn't know this thread was such a hot-bed of controversy. How dare Fuzzy Merkin....to the corner, young lady. You've shamed us all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Don't fry bacon naked. Just DON'T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwizard03 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Dont dive in a empty pool Dont bet for or against the New Orleans Saints If it sounds to good to be true it proably is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Never bet against the New York Giants, or for the New York Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Never bet against the New York Giants, or for the New York Jets. Don't bet on the Giants against Baltimore Franchises but bet on the Jets and Mets and Pirates against B'more teams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 -Use newspaper to clean your windows without streaks. -Always keep a Tide stain stick and a safety pin on hand for emergency clothing fixes. -Don't let your preschooler near the toilet with a Barbie or GI Joe -Keep mini screwdrivers, paper clips and/or orange sticks on hand for popping the locks if your little one locks him/herself in a room by mistake -Check pockets before washing your little one's clothes (and remove all ballpoint pens, wallets and paychecks from husband's pockets as well) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 -Use newspaper to clean your windows without streaks. -Always keep a Tide stain stick and a safety pin on hand for emergency clothing fixes. -Don't let your preschooler near the toilet with a Barbie or GI Joe -Keep mini screwdrivers, paper clips and/or orange sticks on hand for popping the locks if your little one locks him/herself in a room by mistake -Check pockets before washing your little one's clothes (and remove all ballpoint pens, wallets and paychecks from husband's pockets as well) My wife seconds that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 My wife seconds that one We've learned several laundry lessons the hard way, I'm afraid! Teen daughter's cell phone almost got washed a few weeks ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Hey fellow Gen X people -Never tell a baby boomer to get over themselves. They can't! Don't smack me, guys, it's a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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