moloko Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 When waiting for the bus, light a cigarette, and it's guaranteed the bus will arrive within the first three drags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzzyMerkin Posted February 27, 2008 Author Share Posted February 27, 2008 When waiting for the bus, light a cigarette, and it's guaranteed the bus will arrive within the first three drags. So true - back in my smoking days I tried this one on three continents and it always worked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 When waiting for the bus, light a cigarette, and it's guaranteed the bus will arrive within the first three drags. I do it everyday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Don't worry, you line (in traffic congestion, or waiting to pay at supermarket) is always the slowest, and don't try to chage the line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy-Conway Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Never trust a thin chef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 Never trust a Mexican to cook you Mexican food if they don't' like CHEESE!!! (hahaha, my stepmom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soush Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 You can get pissed out of your face and get your daily fruit portions all at once in 5 easy steps: 1)Taking a melon 2)Making a hole into the middle 3)Pour chosen liqueor into hole 4)Leave liqueor to absorb into melon (and repeat if needed) 5)Eat melon Boozing and healthy eating all in one fell swoop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 never eat at a Chinese restaurant unless you have inspected the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvlz2 Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kipper Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." — Jack Handy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rm2551 Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 Don't tease funnelwebs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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