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Never rev your motor with a box of donuts sitting just above the fan belt. (my brother did and the donuts flew into a million pieces)

I'd pay good money to watch that! :hysterical: (Shame about the donuts though!)

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Hmmmm...about those sweaty things.... :rolleyes:

I didn't know this thread was such a hot-bed of controversy. How dare Fuzzy Merkin....to the corner, young lady. You've shamed us all.

*Drags laptop to corner* Ha - thought that'd shut me up, eh? :P;)

Don't fry bacon naked.

Just DON'T.

:hysterical::bagoverhead:

-Don't let your preschooler near the toilet with a Barbie or GI Joe -Keep mini screwdrivers, paper clips and/or orange sticks on hand for popping the locks if your little one locks him/herself in a room by mistake

-Check pockets before washing your little one's clothes (and remove all ballpoint pens, wallets and paychecks from husband's pockets as well)

Talking about kids:

Don't pick up your baby niece and hold her up above your head shortly after she's been fed. Especially not when wearing a new blouse. :(

Edited for spatsy typing.

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Here's one for the books. Never leave cd's by the back of the car where the windshield is in the summer.......... :D

Uh-oh....Same's true for a pound of butter on the passenger seat btw.. But I only intended to stay away for two minutes. Honest! ashamed0005.gif

When you turn onto a street, make sure you don't go down the lane for opposing traffic.

Especially true when moving from England to Europe or vice versa....Really, there's times I don't remember where's left and right. :blink::(

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We've learned several laundry lessons the hard way, I'm afraid! :lol: Teen daughter's cell phone almost got washed a few weeks ago!

Haha, yep! My mom left two candies in her pants pocket, and I put them through the dryer a couple days ago. Oooops!

We have an old school stove, so maybe they don't work like this anymore, but anyway, don't leave anything plastic sitting over the pilot light on the stove. My grandma's melted so many things of my mom's, hehe.

Ah, this is always a good one: DON'T SMOKE IN BED! Seriously.

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Why did she have candles in her pockets? :lol:

Candies - you know, the sweet stuff you eat! I think they were Jolly Ranchers or something. Lol, yeah, I can't imagine why she would've had candles in her pockets! :lol: But you kind of have to wonder why she stuck the two candies in her pocket instead of just eating them...

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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down

your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to

hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using

the sink.

4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few

minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a

timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from

rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will

be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't

move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the

duct tape.

8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know

them.

Daily Thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING

A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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