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When waiting for the bus, light a cigarette, and it's guaranteed the bus will arrive within the first three drags. :rolleyes:

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When waiting for the bus, light a cigarette, and it's guaranteed the bus will arrive within the first three drags. :rolleyes:

So true - back in my smoking days I tried this one on three continents and it always worked! :)

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When waiting for the bus, light a cigarette, and it's guaranteed the bus will arrive within the first three drags. :rolleyes:

I do it everyday... :rant:

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Don't worry, you line (in traffic congestion, or waiting to pay at supermarket) is always the slowest, and don't try to chage the line...

Edited by GioBrasil

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You can get pissed out of your face and get your daily fruit portions all at once in 5 easy steps:

1)Taking a melon

2)Making a hole into the middle

3)Pour chosen liqueor into hole

4)Leave liqueor to absorb into melon (and repeat if needed)

5)Eat melon

Boozing and healthy eating all in one fell swoop

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never eat at a Chinese restaurant unless you have inspected the kitchen

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If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything.

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"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." — Jack Handy

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