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When waiting for the bus, light a cigarette, and it's guaranteed the bus will arrive within the first three drags. :rolleyes:

So true - back in my smoking days I tried this one on three continents and it always worked! :)

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You can get pissed out of your face and get your daily fruit portions all at once in 5 easy steps:

1)Taking a melon

2)Making a hole into the middle

3)Pour chosen liqueor into hole

4)Leave liqueor to absorb into melon (and repeat if needed)

5)Eat melon

Boozing and healthy eating all in one fell swoop

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