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Bosses that are nuts

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i caught my boss looking at porn on his phone the other day in the break room. I was in there eating and finished and had left but came back right away because i forgot to put my water bottle back in the freezer.  I guess he didn't expect anyone back in right away so he accused my of spying on him and he called me a creepy dork. So I said why because you cant control your porn urges?  He was obviously angry he was caught and after I mentioned his porn urges he made some reference to my personal business outside of work which he got wrong anyway.

I left it with "don't worry I wont tell your wife or your girlfriend  (who I've known for 20 years) who I talk to all the time who said you have a small penis".

He turned really red. And then I said, "I wont tell your kids either you piece of shit asshole" and then I stormed out.  How is what he was doing my fault?  If he want to act like a bitch I can be an even bigger bitch. Someone said I should go to HR, but I dont want to do that. we'll see how this goes, but he makes trouble for me I am going straight to his wife about his girlfriend on the side-

he is nuts

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One of my old bosses used to always say in a heavy Indian accent: THERE'S WRINKLES IN THERE!

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On 8/31/2018 at 8:13 PM, redrum said:

One of my old bosses used to always say in a heavy Indian accent: THERE'S WRINKLES IN THERE!

that is weird

 

I had one boss who smelled like cat pee all the time. turned out he had cancer and didnt know it until 2 days before he died

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7 hours ago, kipper said:

that is weird

 

I had one boss who smelled like cat pee all the time. turned out he had cancer and didnt know it until 2 days before he died

I worked at a clothing material processing plant. We'd get big rolls of material and put them into a steam machine and he didn't like it if it went in with wrinkles. I had a foreman who's car smelled like cat spray. YICH!!!

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On 9/4/2018 at 1:26 AM, redrum said:

I worked at a clothing material processing plant. We'd get big rolls of material and put them into a steam machine and he didn't like it if it went in with wrinkles. I had a foreman who's car smelled like cat spray. YICH!!!

cat spray is so horrible.  I know a guy who was drunk and laying on the floor and his friend's cat sprayed on his face, it was so gross.

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6 hours ago, kipper said:

cat spray is so horrible.  I know a guy who was drunk and laying on the floor and his friend's cat sprayed on his face, it was so gross.

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Some of the funniest times I've had were with bosses that were nuts. I worked at a Whataburger at the MetroCenter Mall in Phoenix decades ago and had a crazy boss, we used to party in the restaurant when closing, would bring girls and beer etc.

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I once had a boss who whenever he meant to say precedent he pronounced it "president". 

Drove me nuts.

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