Mattmc1973 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 ^ Awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What's the question again? My first belly laugh of the day! Thank you, Spats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 You can't be serious. Either that, or you're illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Don't feel too bad, Spats, you're not the only clueless one around here. I thought the Karate Kid was a true story, when Matt told it on another thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 I think Spats might actually be a high-functioning autistic, or has Down Syndrome. We rip on him for being an idiot "normal" person, but he might actually be doing pretty well for his deficiencies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What's the question again? quintessential spats. I think Spats might actually be a high-functioning autistic, or has Down Syndrome. We rip on him for being an idiot "normal" person, but he might actually be doing pretty well for his deficiencies. good point, matt. spats' latest CAT scan results: [ladies,.. please, do not point, laugh, and say "omg, it's so small!" afterall,.. we don't wanna hurt little spats' feelings, right?] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Remember the Simpsons episode where they discovered that Homer had a crayon jammed up his nose and into his brain, which was why he is so stupid. When they pulled it out, he became really smart. Spats, any Crayola boxes at your house missing a crayon? Burnt Sienna, perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Second belly laugh of the day! And people wonder why we come here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 You can't be serious. Either that, or you're illiterate. I lost track of it amongst the different posts. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRobertPlant Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Don't feel too bad, Spats, you're not the only clueless one around here. I thought the Karate Kid was a true story, when Matt told it on another thread. ROFL ROFL ROFL !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 ROFL ROFL ROFL !!! I never saw the movie, but now that I think of it.....why would you wanna learn karate from a janitor? DUUHHHH But I digress from the wonder that is Spats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Obscure Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What's the question again? What other things are not "manly" to you? I can help you... Being a jerk with girls is one and Not liking a blowjob is two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Third belly laugh, and I'm out. It doesn't get any better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRobertPlant Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I never saw the movie, but now that I think of it.....why would you wanna learn karate from a janitor? DUUHHHH But I digress from the wonder that is Spats! I got it right away and I've never seen the movies either but I did read it whilst being very puzzled until I was done and then knew it was the Karate Kid, the janitor thing tipped me off, along with the Cobras line haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I lost track of it amongst the different posts. Sorry. I can understand how you might have lost track of it. Its not like it was in the very post you responded to or anything. oh.. wait.. What's the question again? ..it was the very post you responded to. check the crayon box, spats.. now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Good God! This thread is a load of fun-and-bullshit!! Everyone has some great, intelligent advices but this Spats is too dumb to understand the fucking logic! Someone should start a sort of Top 40 of all his "Best" Worst comments-or-line!! I wish you could post a picture of yourself, Spats!!! p.s.: I think you're a desperate case. If you want my advice, think about becoming a monk. I think he already is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 What other things are not "manly" to you? I can help you... Being a jerk with girls is one and Not liking a blowjob is two. Sweet talk would be completely out. That would be revealing that you are vulnerable. Not manly enough. And if that old ball and chain calls you at 4 a.m. you need to put her in her place. Let her know where things stand. Pass the popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRobertPlant Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 ^ what if she wants some booty!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Sweet talk would be completely out. That would be revealing that you are vulnerable. Not manly enough. And if that old ball and chain calls you at 4 a.m. you need to put her in her place. Let her know where things stand. Pass the popcorn. No,no. I don't believe in anyone being put in their place. I have never told any girlfriend i had what to do. Ever. And they knew if they told me what to do it wouldn't work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Nobody puts Baby Spats in a corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 ^ what if she wants some booty!? I am all for booty calls. A Guy should go if that's what is waiting for him. if she is a hottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I am all for booty calls. A Guy should go if that's what is waiting for him. if she is a hottie. a booty call requires the receiving of a call or the making of a call. We know you don't make calls. ..and your phone's been awfully quiet, hasn't it spats? [i'm gonna help you out here. However you respond, do NOT say "my phone's been ringing plenty; my buddies call me all the time".] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I can't stay away- this thread is like heroin. Hey Spats, I have to say I agree with you about the girl calling while you guys were out. I have been both the nagged and the nagger, and it's a ridiculous way to live. Everybody's gotta get their own shit together and be secure before they try to mix their shit with someone else's. Shit stirrer alert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrsRobertPlant Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 LOL yes to booty calls and no to flings and one night stands Answer my pm its mildly important By mildly I mean VERY, I'm not sure what I should do Edited: spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 I can't stay away- this thread is like heroin. Hey Spats, I have to say I agree with you about the girl calling while you guys were out. I have been both the nagged and the nagger, and it's a ridiculous way to live. Everybody's gotta get their own shit together and be secure before they try to mix their shit with someone else's. Shit stirrer alert! Amen Suz. It's great to see a woman agreeing with me on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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