Pb Derigable Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I misstyped. I meant "i can't let that pass". Thats odd, i misread it, i thought you typed "I can't let that pass" before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 7, 2008 Author Share Posted March 7, 2008 If it was a woman on Sienna Miller or Eva Mendes level i would consider going downtown but other than that.....no. Sigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Sienna Miller looks like a crack head and Eva Mendes looks like a horse. Spats, improve your taste. This thread gives me a headache, why am I reading this shit? o yea, Im bored and still unemployed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownSugar62 Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Hermit's back! spats---I may have to ditch you for that world tour and bring Hermit along instead. LOL Yay, indeed! Hiya, Hermit. I was wondering where you'd gone. And Manders, mind if I come along, too? Afterall, you know Hermit & I go way back to the "shed in Del's backyard" days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 A new study suggests that guys who offer to help a girl with the housework will get layed more often. Suggested pick-up line: "Want me to hoover your carpet?" Thank me later. I'd put out more if I wasn't so tired from all the shit I have to do--at work, school and around the house. I'd be willing to do extra favors in return for housework... (crap--I almost put "hosework," ROFL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 A new study suggests that guys who offer to help a girl with the housework will get layed more often. Suggested pick-up line: "Want me to hoover your carpet?" Thank me later. Screw that. i have enough trouble keeping my own place clean. Nevermind helping her with her housework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Sienna Miller looks like a crack head and Eva Mendes looks like a horse. Spats, improve your taste. This thread gives me a headache, why am I reading this shit? o yea, Im bored and still unemployed. I guess it's a guy thing. I think they are smokin' hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Yay, indeed! Hiya, Hermit. I was wondering you'd gone. And Manders, mind if I come along, too. Afterall, you know Hermit & I go way back to the "shed in Del's backyard" days. I missed this. Of course! Whirly-Girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Screw that. i have enough trouble keeping my own place clean. Nevermind helping her with her housework. I think she meant if you live together, Spats. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 If it was a woman on Sienna Miller or Eva Mendes level i would consider going downtown but other than that.....no. If you haven't ever tried it with someone you care about I would suggest trying it at least once or twice before deciding on the pros and cons of the situation-----whether they look like a movie star or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 STOP SAYING "GO DOWNTOWN", YOU CHILD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJ Slocum Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 gonna go downtown gonna see my gal gonna sing her a song gonna show her my.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bomber Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Spats,its alright that you have your own preferences,all good. Its alright that you get nervous with girls. All good,you seem like a nice guy,but for Christs sake,get out into the world and have fun! go out to a club,and y'knowwhat?Call them first,just take the chance,if you call them first then that shows you're confident and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 If you haven't ever tried it with someone you care about I would suggest trying it at least once or twice before deciding on the pros and cons of the situation-----whether they look like a movie star or not. I have tried both with a ex girlfriend. She didn't look like a movie star but she was pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 gonna go downtown gonna see my gal gonna sing her a song gonna show her my.... "hey...what the hells this...ding dong?" "I think he's gonna show you, JR." "We'll never get that on the album cover...maybe we can play jump rope with it..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Spats,its alright that you have your own preferences,all good. Its alright that you get nervous with girls. All good,you seem like a nice guy,but for Christs sake,get out into the world and have fun! go out to a club,and y'knowwhat?Call them first,just take the chance,if you call them first then that shows you're confident and all that. I don't get nervous with girls. I go out to clubs all the time. But right now i am giving my number out for them to call. Not asking for theirs. It's easier that way. I guess i will try it again this weekend and see what happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I don't get nervous with girls. I go out to clubs all the time. But right now i am giving my number out for them to call. Not asking for theirs. It's easier that way. I guess i will try it again this weekend and see what happens. Maybe clubs ain't where it's at. What do you like to do? What are you good at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bomber Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 I don't get nervous with girls. I go out to clubs all the time. But right now i am giving my number out for them to call. Not asking for theirs. It's easier that way. I guess i will try it again this weekend and see what happens. Yeah,cool,keep on going around,tell us when you get a girlfriend! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Maybe clubs ain't where it's at. What do you like to do? What are you good at? The clubs are unfortunately apart of the dating scene. That's where the prettiest girls usually are. But they are not the ideal places to go. I like going to the movies, concerts, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bomber Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Maybe clubs ain't where it's at. What do you like to do? What are you good at? Well,one things for sure,not oral sex! (Had to be said) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 The clubs are unfortunately apart of the dating scene. That's where the prettiest girls usually are. But they are not the ideal places to go. I like going to the movies, concerts, etc. Clubs are NOT part of the dating scene, they are the hook up scene where you get herpes. I've been to a few with some girlfriends but I never in a million years would take or give a phone number. And that is not necessarily where the prettiest girls are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricmage Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 A compilation of good quotes from Spats: That's just how i feel about it. There is just something about the act that is degrading to me. It looks degrading as well. Well, i have explained why it's distasteful to me. I just lost all interest in the ex girlfriend who did it to me. And it was just disturbing how much she was enjoying it. And she looked bad doing it. The whole thing. I couldn't really enjoy it because i was distracted by all of that. Not to mention i didn't want to kiss her again. The relationship ended shortly after that. In my opinion putting your mouth where one goes to the bathroom is dirty. No way around it. Let me get this straight... Spats didn't like getting a blow job? Who doesn't like getting blow jobs? Blow jobs are one of the most beautiful things in the world. Shit, If a girl says that she refuses to blow, she's gotta go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Clubs are NOT part of the dating scene, they are the hook up scene where you get herpes. I've been to a few with some girlfriends but I never in a million years would take or give a phone number. And that is not necessarily where the prettiest girls are. In Toronto the clubs are a part of the scene. And from my experience that's where the prettiest girls are. What places do you go where you live to meet people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 When you find a person you have good chemistry with, the slobber won't bother you at all. *takes off glasses, puts down notebook, gets up, puts on "Custard Pie," shakes money maker* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 7, 2008 Share Posted March 7, 2008 Spats doesn't do oral, he doesn't get oral. He thinks it's dirty to put your mouth where you pee-pee. He actually used that terminology once, I believe. Pee-pee. And he says "go downtown". He's 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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