*I*LOVE*JIMMY!! Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Master Card Wedding You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!' Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.' He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing was wrong. His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000 Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 That is the greatest story I've ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footsteps of Dawn Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Awesome! The man's got style, no doubt about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*I*LOVE*JIMMY!! Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 He really thought that one out. Ladies take note: Just incase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheZeppyWanderer Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I have just got to give this guy a massive double-thumbs-up ANYBODY could have (perhaps understandably) gotten in a total rage about it and done something which could have put themselves in jail, or worse. Not this man - he didn't get mad, he got even. And (IMO) he got even in the most clever and sophisticated way possible, given the circumstances. What a guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hrsoflunacy Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Assuming it is true, it is priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Da-Lo Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabe Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Hollywood would be hard pressed to write something more poetical than this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zosodude13 Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 wow!!! is there a news article/link you can post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*I*LOVE*JIMMY!! Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 wow!!! is there a news article/link you can post?I did some checking but found nothing, I think it was in Clemson South Carolina. There wasn't a name given, however I am sure someone else has better means of investigating than I. Go for it. Post what every you can find. I'd like to know what happen to the three of them. Can you imagine keeping strong and pretending for so long with out letting on to anyone. He's got a lot more than big balls that's for sure!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunray782 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) I found some links. http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/wedrevenge.html http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/g/groomsrevenge.htm<----says it's an urban legend! Edited March 26, 2008 by Sunray782 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 i got this in an email 2 years ago. now the story may be true, but there is some false hoods. that wedding that was pictured was not worth 32,000. Its not even the same reception hall in all three. 300 8x10 glossy picture, granted you'll find somebody to take that picture and to print it. will cost as big amount, and since he knowingly went through, this could be held liable for the cost of the wedding. I'm sure the story is true in someway, but thats not the true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*I*LOVE*JIMMY!! Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 I found some links. http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/wedrevenge.html http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/g/groomsrevenge.htm<----says it's an urban legend! Oh Sunray what a bummer!! Here I thought I had something good. Well at least if you get screwed over by your Bride or husband to be you've got a good solid plan!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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