Hermit Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 he was evil. ..in a (sometimes) cute and cuddly kind of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 he was evil. ..in a (sometimes) cute and cuddly kind of way. Maybe he's grooming a 'Young Scratch' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock Action Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Maybe he's grooming a 'Young Snatch' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Most likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Maybe he's grooming a 'Young Scratch' I heard that Scratch was most recently working for the Hillary Clinton campaign as Chelsea's personal assistant. But I also heard that Hillary fired him because he was too much of a bad influence on her husband. http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...ideoID=15559758 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeperofthegloom Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Because evil begets evil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 I heard he converted to Druidism and was arrested for conducting "ancient rituals" in the park which included lewd acts with trees.... Just kidding. I'm sure he's fine. What about his birds? Once I saw him kissing them... Maybe he is in honeymoon with a parakeet... (the funny of it, in brasilian portuguese, parakeet is a slang for genitalia ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IGG Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Hmmmm...this thread is still up. *mark this down as progress* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Oh Scratchy, where art thou? Natch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Oh Scratchy, where art thou? Natch. He's still out there "gettin' all up in an aroun it" http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...ideoID=13293829 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanna be drummer Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Yeah I miss him, he was one of the cooler guys from the old board. One of the funniest around But of course, some dick got offended by him and goodbye to one of the led-zep.com Hall of Famers... You can ignore obnoxious people stupidasses, seriously. Ignore what bothers you, but don't kill everyone elses fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 Yeah I miss him, he was one of the cooler guys from the old board. One of the funniest around I'm not sure, but I think he jetted on over to England to jam with the stones. Some facts about Old Scratch: He drives an Ice Cream truck covered in human skulls He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wesson It was the sight of Scratch's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane Did I ever tell you about the time Old Scratch took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Scratch takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are!.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Old Scratch yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'" Scratch's family crest is a picture of a baraccuda eating Celine Dion He once breastfead a homeless wino back to health In South America his poop is traded for gold Old Scratch once wrestled with an Anaconda for 12 hours and ended up swallowing the snake whole. Scratch once vomited on the sidewalk after a drunken binge and the vomit was in the perfect image of the blessed virgin. There is now a shrine on that site and it attracts over a million pilgrims a year. They say that Gene Rodenberry got the idea for Star Trek while hearing Old Scratch talking in his sleep on an airplane. Old Scratch trained Lee Harvey Oswald how to shoot and even gave him a ride to Dallas. While President Bill Clinton was doing Monica Lewinsky in the oval office -- Scratch was doing Hillary and Chelsea on the hood of the Presidential limosine. Originally the Led Zeppelin song Dazed and Confused was going to be called Monkey On A Stick, and it was going to have a 10 minute accordion solo. But of course Old Scratch came up with the violin bow and guitar idea, AND the name Dazed and Confused. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 That's brilliant Del I want to meet Old Scratch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 I'm not sure, but I think he jetted on over to England to jam with the stones. Some facts about Old Scratch: He drives an Ice Cream truck covered in human skulls He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wesson It was the sight of Scratch's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane . I never knew the guy but some of his postings I've read were pretty bizzare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Scratch goes for shock value. He loves shock value, ROFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Zeppnile Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 That's brilliant Del I want to meet Old Scratch Well, I can't take credit for all of them. Some of them are from the 'Bill Brasky' sketch on SNL. But here are a few more: On a bet over who's religion was best, Old Scratch once mud wrestled with the Pope and won. The Pope then released all Three Stooges from purgatory including Shemp. I once saw a video of Old Scratch making love to my wife.... and it was beautiful. Old Scratch invented the internet just to archive and share his vast porno collection with mankind. The Beatles' White album was originally a photo of Old Scratch and the Queen of England naked and smoking Pot on Hitler's grave. But it proved to be too controversial for most people's tastes. On Old Scratch's wedding night he got ever everyone in the wedding party pregnant... including the men. Old Scratch found the lost ark of the covenant and uses it as a really cool TV stand. When Batman is out fighting crime, Old Scratch goes and poops in his cave... And man! That really pisses Batman off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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