*I*LOVE*JIMMY!! Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Do you have a story to tell that has a moral to that story? Please share. I will start Enjoy! I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainsbarre Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 That was tacky that they tested you like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*I*LOVE*JIMMY!! Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 That was tacky that they tested you like thatOh no the story isn't about me. I don't even know if it's true or not. I guess I should rephrase it. lol I'm a girl anyway. The name should have told you that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazednconfuzed14 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 thats sorta strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I like Aesop's Fables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNK Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I liked that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainsbarre Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I'm a girl anyway. The name should have told you that You could be a guy who wants to kiss Jimmy Page Or are you one of these "boys don't do this" and "only girls do that" types? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*I*LOVE*JIMMY!! Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 You could be a guy who wants to kiss Jimmy Page Or are you one of these "boys don't do this" and "only girls do that" types?Me? Hell no, I'm game for anything, as long as it's legal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 ROFL I was thinking, "this has GOT to be a joke. " Then, I started thinking, "oh man, I hope this is a joke!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*I*LOVE*JIMMY!! Posted March 27, 2008 Author Share Posted March 27, 2008 ROFL I was thinking, "this has GOT to be a joke. " Then, I started thinking, "oh man, I hope this is a joke!" If it wasn't a joke, I would tend to lose all respect for my new inlaws and would feel like they were watching me all the time. I'm pretty sure it's not real. But then again who really knows. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRB Posted March 27, 2008 Share Posted March 27, 2008 I got that joke in an e-mail one time. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 ROFL I was thinking, "this has GOT to be a joke. " Then, I started thinking, "oh man, I hope this is a joke!" http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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