Bonham Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Phrases that make my blood boil Ever hear someone quote some hackneyed proverb or some stupid expression they read on a greeting card somewhere, which causes you to think: "man, what a stupid bitch, I would love nothing more than to bludgeon her head against the wall"? Sure, we all have. These are a collection of some of the phrases that piss me off most. May or may not be: Ever hear someone say "that may or may not be the case," as if there's some hidden third possibility that we weren't aware of? Thanks for pointing out the only two possibilities in the universe shit-cock. These are the worst kind of people to talk to because they try so hard to be open-minded that it sounds like the debate in a political science class where no opinion is too stupid for the professor to consider and the same fat kid keeps raising his hand to tell you his dumb ideas about free market capitalism as you fantasize about repeatedly stomping his face into a jar. I hate talking to open-minded people. They're the same kind of people who emphasize every other word when they type as if you can somehow hear their obnoxious cadence in your head, for example: "we didn't go to the store, but we DID buy a cake." Cool it Shatner, we don't read in the same voice you speak. Well that's just your opinion: This one pisses me off just thinking about it. If you slit my throat right now you'd get shot in the eye with boiling blood. Any time you say something sucks around someone who disagrees, they try to validate their taste in shitty music/movies/clothing by reminding you that you still only speak for yourself, as if their opinions are in jeopardy of being monopolized by your own. Everyone already knows it's my opinion by virtue of the fact that I said it, no need to restate the obvious you dopey twat. It takes one to know one: Ever call someone a whore only to be countered with the bullet-proof come back: "well it takes one to know one"? You're basically saying "yes, I spread my legs for money, as do you." Good job Ms. Rotten-crotch, you've rebuked nothing. What difference does it make if the person calling you a slut is one as well? You're still a skanky bitch who charges money for hand jobs--and why the hell are you charging for a hand job anyway? Unless all your clients are paralyzed, any prostitute caught charging someone for a hand job should be sued for extortion. That's another reason prostitution should be legal: you can't really sue a prostitute for extortion if prostitution is illegal now can you wise ass? I'm a child at heart: Yeah, you're a child at heart, just as soon as children start going to work every day to rot in a cubicle for a meager pay check so they can drink their troubles away in a shitty bar for the rest of their lives. Unless you're an astronaut, secret agent, vampire hunter, or all three, you're probably a sellout; screw you. Nobody wanted to be a regional director of sales or an investment banker when they were kids. On top of that, nobody thinks you're cute or funny by stating you're a "child at heart" on your stupid online profile that you created because you're a boring middle-aged loser with sagging tits and yellow nails who survives off greasy TV dinners every night as you contemplate the exact moment your life became such a miserable shit hole. But hey, don't take my word for it. After all, passing by "Cartoon Network" as you're flipping through channels technically makes you a "child at heart." Either that or the world's oldest virgin. Sorry, but (also known as "No offense, but"): Girls usually say this when they think they're being clever: "sorry, but you're a moron." It's a phrase derived from the expression people use when they're breaking some bad news to an old friend: "I'm sorry to say this, but the results are back and... you're an idiot." The only problem is, they never intend to say it with such eloquence, but rather, they use the phrase like it's a blunt object, hammering their square insult through your round psyche. If you think someone's an idiot, just come out and say it without these pussy apologies you dumb hag. Unless you're a character in a fighting game, have big boobs, and just won the round with a bitch slap, saying "sorry" just before you insult someone is obnoxious, cut the bullshit. Strangers are just friends waiting to happen: Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen. Hmmmmm / Uhhhhh: Next time you ask someone a question, look for the trademark sign of an idiot: the "hmmmmm" noise they make while they're thinking. It's especially noticeable when you go to a restaurant and the waitress asks what you want to drink; there's always some fickle fingered asshole thumbing through the menu, sounding off like a moron with "uhhhhhh...." as if the waitress is just going to walk away without taking your order if you don't give her an audible cue that you are still breathing. These are the same type of people who repeat the question you ask them to buy time when they don't know the answer, hoping you won't notice that they're stalling. You don't need to make a sound while your five good neurons crank out the next malformed sentence from your cretaceous skull, numb nuts. Some of the best things in life are free: Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer. The grass is always greener on the other side: If the grass is greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener now does he, asshole? The message that this proverb is trying to stumble through is that everything always looks more attractive when you don't have it. I'm sure there are millionaires crying themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailer park. Just face it: sometimes nobody envies you. There has to be a bottom and that bottom is probably you. -Maddox So discuss. What phrases make YOUR blood boil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knebby Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 People who fantasise about doing physical harm to other people because of phrases they use. Oh Ok - I'll play - I'm not keen on people who use "Is" twice - Simon Cowell (bless his heart) specialises in that . eg "The thing is, is that he......". You don't need two. Oh and I hate "Bored of". It's "Bored WITH". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted April 6, 2008 Author Share Posted April 6, 2008 That's not my quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knebby Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 That's not my quote. I didn't name you. *(But which quote? It's in all of the post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted April 6, 2008 Author Share Posted April 6, 2008 I should have known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 "It's too good to be true" coupled with "it can get worse" Do ya want to make me fucking happy or depressed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted April 6, 2008 Author Share Posted April 6, 2008 ^ Yea! release that unnessacary anger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeepBlackZeppelin Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 You made the damn thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted April 6, 2008 Author Share Posted April 6, 2008 You made the damn thread True, but that doesn't mean I can't tease you for getting angry, which is rare for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAJones Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 "Pre-boarding" Sounds important. It isn't. "Pre-owned" No, it's used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 I hate it when people constantly use certain tag phrases like "essentially." As in, "Essentially, I'm trying to tell you..." Or "basically." "Basically, it is a plan that combines..." It doesn't make you sound any smarter. It just gives me things to make fun of your for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunray782 Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 "Pre-boarding" Sounds important. It isn't. Much like "pre-approved." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 ^but sometimes, pre-approved is important. Like when you're buying a house, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Forsaken Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Eat shit and die. All shit eaters gather before you meet your fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel With A Broken Wing Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 "Pre-boarding" Sounds important. It isn't. "Pre-owned" No, it's used. True, what's the advantage of pre-boarding anyway? That much longer to sit strapped in your seat, breathing stale air, with folks pushing all around you, etc. I prefer waiting until the last minute to board. Have a nice day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cactus Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Americans have so many I don't even know where to start. Like, how stuff used to be $4.99, now it's $4.98 - what is the point of that??? One that really annoys me is, when talking about Zep, someone joins the conversation, "Oh yeah, Led Zeppelin, he's that guy with that song about heaven, right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Americans have so many I don't even know where to start. Like, how stuff used to be $4.99, now it's $4.98 - what is the point of that??? One that really annoys me is, when talking about Zep, someone joins the conversation, "Oh yeah, Led Zeppelin, he's that guy with that song about heaven, right?" There's a person in here whose signature is a quote from his little sister: "Which one is Led?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eternal light Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Americans have so many I don't even know where to start. Like, how stuff used to be $4.99, now it's $4.98 - what is the point of that??? It's to eliminate the 1/2 cent that confuses the bookkeepers I would imagine; $4.98 may represent the cost of two items, each priced at $2.49. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 "I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild." What did I ever do to you, buddy? :'( (I believe my stepdad's said that before. Oh well. My mom's divorcing his ass, LOL.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 "I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild." What did I ever do to you, buddy? :'( (I believe my stepdad's said that before. Oh well. My mom's divorcing his ass, LOL.) Wow, That's a bad one. Someone actually said that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ally Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Wow, That's a bad one. Someone actually said that ? Sorry Mandy but as a red head, I take exception to his statement. Tell him he needs to pay a visit to Vancouver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleNecker Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Ricky, stop being silly! or Ricky, you're just talking silly! My hearing impaired teacher said that to me when I had suicidal thoughts in 6th grade and I hated how she called that "silly" In fact, I HATE the word silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRaven Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 People who contastly say 'like' 'like omg' or people who use text messaging abreviations when talking- idk, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleNecker Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I get ya. People who say something like > "u no wut i men right? i h8 dat" are retarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyRaven Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I get ya. People who say something like > "u no wut i men right? i h8 dat" are retarded. Yeah, but I know people who use them in actual conversation and it sounds stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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