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A joke I just made up:

John Black Plague: If I would be born Olivia Cockburn I would never dare to go on television! But I would still become a world known TV star in series Dr. House!

Prince William Windsor: How would you do that?!

John Black Plague: I would change my surname, it can not all depend on that!

 

Edited by SamoKodela

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A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." 
The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick bastard!"

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My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone, he even threw his feces on the wall. I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.

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Another joke of mine:

Why is Thanksgiving not Turkey's national holiday?
They are not that grateful for their own harvest!

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