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We were so poor growing up we couldn't afford a toothbrush or toothpaste. We used a towel. We called it the tooth towel. You had to be real careful using the tooth towel, because we could not afford toilet paper either.

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A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.  A young female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath....

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet"

He struggles to ask again..."Nurse, please check for me.  Are my testicles black ?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.  She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir....they look fine".

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.  That was wonderful.  Now listen very, very closely....

"ARE - MY - TEST - RESULTS - BACK ?"

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6 minutes ago, Bong-Man said:

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.  A young female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath....

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet"

He struggles to ask again..."Nurse, please check for me.  Are my testicles black ?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.  She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them Sir....they look fine".

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.  That was wonderful.  Now listen very, very closely....

"ARE - MY - TEST - RESULTS - BACK ?"

Classic man. I will tell that nugget when Mrs CP and I are well ripped later on.

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