Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Rider Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Fills the Air Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 That's so cute. I often wonder what's going on inside an animal's head when they watch TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Some of these are hilarious! Wildest Celebrity Quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidZoso Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? Well usually a mosquito will quit sucking after being slapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Rider Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 (edited) Edited February 20, 2011 by Silver Rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Rider Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Some of these are hilarious! Wildest Celebrity Quotes Thanks for those! Christina Aguilera "So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Fills the Air Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 (edited) I don't think that I will be willing to purchase that model for my living room! Edited February 25, 2011 by Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Rider Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 (edited) Edited March 8, 2011 by Silver Rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 (edited) never mind Edited March 9, 2011 by Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Rider Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetleron Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Although this goes on a tad long, I thought it was hilarious! Now off to visit the "what song is stuck in your head" thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Rider Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetleron Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68lTkZCo-TU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 (edited) More funny Cake Wrecks (as always, be sure to read the comments too!) Edited April 8, 2011 by Virginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Rider Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 One night with spinsters A third serving of comedy is just as tasty as the first bangkokpost.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I'd like to see a game show with Clint Eastwood as MC sitting there with his .44 mag. saying: 'Go ahead, make me laugh!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Rider Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman" God said, "Ah, yes." Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention. 1. There! 's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally, 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous." "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jahfin Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross62 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 In an alcohol factory the regular wine taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him anyway. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels." "Correct." A third glass. ''It's champagne, high grade and exclusive'' calmly said the drunk. The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month and if I don't get the job, I'll name the father!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINI_Zoso Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 /\/\/\/\/\ Okay, now that made me laugh out loud!! Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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