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"Woman attacks cash machine with a stiletto"

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"... this woman took matters into her own hands and battered the ATM almost 50 times with her stiletto ...Both the keypad and the screen were damaged in the attack which left it out of order."

Police hunt woman who launched stiletto attack on CASH MACHINE Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2030005/Police-hunt-woman-launched-stiletto-attack-CASH-MACHINE.html#ixzz1W3OK9thN

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Billie Joe Armstrong Kicked Off Plane

By Paul Cashmere Yesterday at 4:43pm (Sun, 04 Sep 2011 16:43:49 +1000) Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong was removed from a Southwest Airlines flight this week because his pants were too low.

After being removed from the plane, Armstrong tweeted, "Just got kicked off a southwest flight because my pants sagged too low! What the fuck? No joke!"

The Green Day singer was leaving Oakland in Northern California for Burbank.

Armstrong was approached by a stewardess about his pants being too low. Armstrong responded, "I'm just trying to get to my fucking seat".

The incident turned into a public relations disaster for Southwest. The company later issued the following statement apologising for how Armstrong was treated. "As soon as we became aware of what had happened, we reached out to apologize for this Customer's experience. He elected to take the next flight. We followed up with this Customer and involved Employees to get more details and, in our latest conversations, understand from the Customer the situation was resolved to his satisfaction."

http://www.undercove...icked-off-plane

http://youtu.be/BkeAzqhlkNk

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Billie Joe Armstrong Kicked Off Plane

By Paul Cashmere Yesterday at 4:43pm (Sun, 04 Sep 2011 16:43:49 +1000) Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong was removed from a Southwest Airlines flight this week because his pants were too low.

After being removed from the plane, Armstrong tweeted, "Just got kicked off a southwest flight because my pants sagged too low! What the fuck? No joke!"

The Green Day singer was leaving Oakland in Northern California for Burbank.

Armstrong was approached by a stewardess about his pants being too low. Armstrong responded, "I'm just trying to get to my fucking seat".

The incident turned into a public relations disaster for Southwest. The company later issued the following statement apologising for how Armstrong was treated. "As soon as we became aware of what had happened, we reached out to apologize for this Customer's experience. He elected to take the next flight. We followed up with this Customer and involved Employees to get more details and, in our latest conversations, understand from the Customer the situation was resolved to his satisfaction."

http://www.undercove...icked-off-plane

http://youtu.be/BkeAzqhlkNk

those saggy low slung pants should made illegal.one of THE most rediculous fashions ever. :blink:

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The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.

'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting..... .

'Grumpy sh*gged a penguin!'

'Grumpy sh*gged a penguin!'

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Try to read this without laughing out loud . . .

What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, "you mess with the bull, and you get the horns". Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world. HERE'S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM.

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food work! ers "duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials.

"Something just went wrong,"said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it. ergo, they should stop."

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene' and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations.

"That's preposterous,"said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! Wha! t could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome."

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist's meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake,"assured the organizer.

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