Ross62 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Try to read this without laughing out loud . . . What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, "you mess with the bull, and you get the horns". Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy world. HERE'S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM. Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) - Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food work! ers "duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials. "Something just went wrong,"said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer, "motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it. ergo, they should stop." According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began. "They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene' and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!" Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads." Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations. "That's preposterous,"said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! Wha! t could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome." When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist's meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake,"assured the organizer. Priceless!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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slave to zep Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Hi all, Very funny: puppet humor KB wow, that was really well done. thanks for posting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyPageZoSo56 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Russell Peters. He is seriously one of my favorite comedians. He is so fucking funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fool In The Rain 60 Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 http://youtu.be/pdFTGZU4iAU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Well, this news story certainly made me laugh! I thought an incident like this could only occur in a place like "Toyland" Mysterious Lego sculpture in Florida police hands MIAMI (AFP) - A huge Lego sculpture that mysteriously appeared this week on a Florida beach will remain in police custody for 90 days while investigators try to figure out who it belongs to, according to authorities. The more than eight-foot-tall (2.5-meter) Lego Man weighing about 100 pounds (45 kilos) turned up on the sands of Siesta Key beach off Florida's Gulf coast on Tuesday, but no one has claimed responsibility for putting it there. "The Sheriff's Office is obligated to take and retain custody of the sculpture for a period of 90 days, just like all other lost and found property under this statute," the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office said in a statement. "During this time, a determination will be made as to who has the best legal claim to it." A swimmer first reported the existence of the green, yellow and red sculpture, which says "No Real Than You Are" on the front, and "Ego Leonard" on the back. The Danish manufacturer of the wildly popular brick-building toys -- which opened the largest Legoland in the world in Orlando, Florida earlier this month -- has denied any involvement in the incident. The Sarasota sheriff's office said it was "looking into the possibility of the sculpture being securely displayed so that it could be enjoyed by the community; however, the obligation to ensure its safekeeping takes priority." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Pagemeister Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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greenman Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Count the Moby's... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nFYLLbBo90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bitnogoodjive Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Keef! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirchzep27 Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 dont know if its been posted on this thread, but i just heard about it...search double rainbow on youtube...yosemite footage. funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beetleron Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 would save me an awful lot of effort............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Rover Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 How a poorly placed sticker can change everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Anjin-san Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Only the Irish have Jokes Like These Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp "What happened to you? " asks Sean, the bartender. " Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand." "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it." " Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?" That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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