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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church,

enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

The Priest coughs a few times to get his

attention but the drunk continues to sit there.

Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.

The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin,

there's no paper on this side either!"

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  • 2 weeks later...

So a' snookle ookie padooka wookie, in da big ole' padoo-ka-nookie - suckyalate the banooka foogie - all night long.

Den da banooka nookie and da sha-nigga-riggaz- de-menceacrated the panooba nubies fa makin dem suck a dinkle-winkle, only for the hippa-rillaz to conscroobalate da woolawoobies...

Ya see, ..huh,.... no wonder dem suckendickle doobies gots a bigger shrinky-dink. Only ta penetrate da suckendipulous of the hairy hucken-suck'ems....

Low and behold out of da remnants of St. McGilla'cutty's came a bear chested wolla bully wit his suckendickle hanging lower den low as if a giant cockadoddle gots a hold of it and cramed it inside a hairy huckem suckem's palladapuss....

I think he woulda prefered the suckendipulous...But who's to say he ain't tried. Maybe suckendipulous poppin ain't his thing? Better watch out fa dem sha-nigga-riggaz, cause dey dangerous as a blue gummed hipparilla on poondookum pills...

Juss as dat padooka wookie, wit his big ole' dinkle winkle wuz about to splooge, a faint sound from da earth mubbled below,"damn lil' BEH-lil' butterfly and sssit-fly away nah nah nah". And so he did. Paddoka wookies is know fa dem dexterious perpendickulous , and so he held it in til dem two swollen balloon-a-foogies wuz about to burst. Turn blue they did and nearly black before a hairy huckem suckem's came to da rescue and relieved da padooka wookie of all his glory.- gotta love dem dirty Huckem Suckem's!


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  • 4 weeks later...

A Scotsman was at a baseball game.

It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run!"

This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scotsman was now excited and ready to get into the game.

The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye basstarrd, rrrun!"

Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scotsman's embarrassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run - he got four balls."

The Scotsman then stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, man...walk with pride!"

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Steven Tyler recently spotted in Maui...


:lol: :lol: :lol: That's rough.

Nice tits....!!!!! looks like someone pasted his head on another body...crazy ...it almost looks fake - (he still seems to carry himself like he's 25 though) Guess some guys never face reality in certain stages of life.

He looks like a grandmother from the waist up.

It's actually a shame that someone makes a career out of following celebrities around and taking pics of em' like this for the world to see. 30 years ago, people wouldn't have given a shit to even bother with this.

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