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It's actually a shame that someone makes a career out of following celebrities around and taking pics of em' like this for the world to see. 30 years ago, people wouldn't have given a shit to even bother with this.

Paparazzi are leeches. Period. Though, This...display of senior-ography (yes i just made a new word) is shameful. He needs to grow up or pick up some barbells or get a bikini. :lol:

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Real. Courtesy of TMZ

http://www.tmz.com/2...r-topless-maui/

http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2614209/steven-tyler-shirtless-man-boobs-01/

Here is another photography taken back in November. This is all I could find in my investigation for authenticity.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/11/16/1116-aerosmith-splash-credit.jpg

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Dear Friends

I received this email last week and felt the need to share it with

you. Read through to the end …..

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our

small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this

enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family.

The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on.

As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young

mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary

instructors: Mum taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey.

But the stranger... he was our storyteller. He would keep us

spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies.

If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he

always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and

even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the

first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry.

The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind.

Sometimes, Mum would get up quietly while the rest of us were

shushing each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go

to the kitchen for peace and quiet.

(I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.)

Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions, but the

stranger never felt obligated to honor them. Profanity, for

example, was not allowed in our home - not from us, our friends or

any visitors Our long time visitor, however, got away with

four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my

mother blush. My Dad didn't permit the liberal use of alcohol but

the stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular basis. He made

cigarettes look cool, cigars manly, and pipes distinguished. He

talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His comments were

sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing.

I now know that my early concepts about relationships were

influenced strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he opposed the

values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked... And NEVER asked to

leave.

More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved in with

our family. He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating

as he was at first. Still, if you could walk into my parents' den

today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting

for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures.

His name?....

We just call him 'TV.'

(Note: This should be required reading for every household!)

He has a wife now....we call her 'Computer.'

Their first child is "Cell Phone".

Second child "I Pod"

By the way, they now have a wonderful grand child

she is a genius!

she is fondly called "Black Berry". BB for short.

She is nearly more popular than her mom

her new baby cousin is " I pad"

This Stranger has decided to take up permanent residence in our house.

what can we do?

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^^^TV's, computers, all machines have a few characteristics that will always allow humans to be in control, no matter what.

1) The on/off switch. Turn the bloody thing off.

2) The plug. Unplug it and it's pretty much powerless.

3) Batteries. If it runs on battery power, then it's a simple case of removing the batteries.

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