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A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

"What size?" asks the clerk?

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the

crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and

leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4.

Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays,

and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarrassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't

know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him

and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"

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Can anybody amongst us tell a joke without having to resort to the internet, for fucks sake doesn't anyone know any jokes of their own.Making me laugh means just that, make me laugh. Why should I have to click on to a website to find something that has been on TV or The pictures many times........Just tell a joke, not everybody will find it funny, but it's better than surfing through the internet and finding some clip or other.

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The CEOs of Budweiser, Guinness, Coors, and Miller all walk into a bar after a beer-tasting contest. The CEO of Budweiser steps up to the bar and says: "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!" The Coors CEO says: "I'll have a Coors, the beer as cool as the Rockies!" The Miller CEO says, in turn: "I'll have the good ol' taste of a triple-hops brewed Miller!" The CEO of Guinness ponders for a moment and says to the bartender: "Oh, I'll just have a Coke." Bewildered, the other 3 CEOs stare and ask why he didn't order a beer. The Guinness CEO shrugged and said "Well, if you weren't ordering beer, I didn't think I would either".

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