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May have posted this way back - thread's too large to check.

Also a classic.

For a while, you couldn't find this on YouTube except for live versions.

That's probably why this one only has 74 views.

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A few minutes before the church services started, the towns-people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited

the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said; "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "I've been married to your sister for 48 years."

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Two men hunting in the woods.

One goes to take a piss and gets bit on the "weenie" by a poisonous snake.

He screams and asks the friend to go for help. (from a doctor, emergency, etc)

The friend frantically goes to the nearest doctors office and explains what happened.

The doctor tells the guy, the only way he will survive if if he sucks the poison out.

The friend returns to find his buddy laying on the ground, and ask "Well, what did the doctor say..?"

The friend replies..."He said your gonna die!"

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