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marolyn

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I went out for some lunch today and I called into Maccas (McDonalds) and I noticed a young girl behind the counter wearing a tatty old hajib.

It was very busy so I went across the road to Hungry Jacks (Burger King) where, to my surprise another young girl was wearing a very nice hajib with beads and sequins.

I suddenly realised the Burqas are better at Hungry Jacks!?

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman he wants to sleep with. He goes up to her and says:

"I would give you a million dollars if I could sleep with you."

The woman thinks for a moment and then says:

"For a million dollars? Absolutely."

The man then replies,

"Alright then. Now that I know what you are, let's negotiate on the price."

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