DAS Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Secretary walks into her boss's office and asks if she can use his dictaphone, he replied No! use your finger like everyone else!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planted Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 (edited) http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DxIraCchPDhk Edited October 24, 2012 by planted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 http://youtu.be/zRutjioUWNk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ady Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe (Liverpool) Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) A Tommy Cooper joke :A man walks into a psychiatrists office wrapped only in clingfilm, the shrink says "Well i can clearly see you're nuts" Edited October 28, 2012 by joe (Liverpool) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 http://youtu.be/CoSrKLTx_ao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DxIraCchPDhk Aha! So you did! Timeless classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS Posted November 12, 2012 Share Posted November 12, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game. The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00. The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is the answer?" The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planted Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him. The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game. The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00. The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is the answer?" The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill. Hahaha...good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Was that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planted Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Was that you? Ahahaha. I AM brilliant...so it could have been! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Ahahaha. I AM brilliant...so it could have been! Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planted Posted November 13, 2012 Share Posted November 13, 2012 Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool In The Rain 60 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so piss off and wait for a camel!" Please keep a sense of humour ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 http://youtu.be/u3hIMv0lklA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stryder1978 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 This is so true: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 http://youtu.be/u3hIMv0lklA IRS logic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilRocksinOHIO. Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 What's the last words you hear from a redneck? "Watch this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fool In The Rain 60 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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