april_lynn Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 http://youtu.be/WrJI5T-8FBw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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redrum Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 What did the elephant say to the naked man? 'How do you breathe through that little thing?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box ' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrum Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box ' The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!' The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' You all remember the music from '2001 A Space Oddysey'......Well, I think the monkeys played the instruments on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TypeO Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris swims through land. If working in an office with Chuck Norris, NEVER ask for his 3-hole punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Led Dirigible Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 It's sad but completely accurate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenman Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Still possible the funniest video on the internet for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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slave to zep Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 lol, i remember that when it first aired! loved that show, so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g23GiivXC78 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TypeO Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 DAMN, that made me laugh hard! RIP Bernie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 I no longer keep photos of International Harvester , Case , John Deere , Massey Ferguson and other agricultural vehicles I'm an Ex-Tractor Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Father potato had called for his three daughters to choose a husband , as it was time they got married."What about you mavis, who are you going to marry?".Mavis told her father that she fancied 'King Edwards"."An excellent choice" said the father."And what about you , Daphne?"."I would like to marry 'Jersey Royal"."Even better" said the father.And finally when the last daughter was asked "Who will you marry?".Mimi thought very hard , and told her father she wanted to marry 'Des Lynnham' the TV presenter!In raised voice he said angrily "You can't marry 'HIM',.....................he's a 'COMMON TATO'.(commentator) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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