weslgarlic Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 Q: Why did the farmer receive an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field (out standing in his field) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 ^^ You haven't been raiding the Christmas crackers again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.c...h?v=g23GiivXC78 Edited May 26, 2013 by weslgarlic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Wayne Rooney's newborn son Klay, was named in honour of his father. Thick and difficult to work with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 (edited) Don't know if this has been posted before http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Robert_Plant http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jimmy_Page Edited May 28, 2013 by SozoZoso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10eQZ0MczBo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s98BtddY-Hk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s98BtddY-Hk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 This is the funniest thing I've ever read, seen or heard! Buy this book. http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TypeO Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 LOL. 'Murica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 "What do we want?" "Hearing aids!" "When do we want them?" "Hearing aids!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LedZeppfan77 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 "What do we want?" "Hearing aids!" "When do we want them?" "Hearing aids!" Nice Avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 ^^ Thank you Little Johnny was in his maths lesson one day when his teacher asked him a question to see if he was paying attention. "If I gave you £20," she began, "and you gave £5 to Mary, £5 to Sally and £5 to Susan, what would you have?" Johnny thought about this and then answered, "An orgy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SozoZoso Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 A teacher asks a class to name a living object that eats things ending in OR. First little boy says, "Alligator." "Very good." replies the teacher. Second little boy says, "Predator." "Yes, very good." replies the teacher. Little Johnny then says, "Vibrator, Miss." Teacher replies, "That's a big word but it doesn't actually eat anything does it?" Little Johnny then says, "Well, my sister has a big one and she says it eat batteries like there's no tomorrow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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slave to zep Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 love it, paul. they are my faves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anjin-san Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 I recently picked a new G.P. doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (yeh I just reached 65). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor? 'Oh not much grog these days and don't smoke' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued Ribs? 'I said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, surfing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?' 'No,' I said... He looked at me and said, 'Then, why the F*&* do you want to live to 85? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weslgarlic Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 Ernie The Fastest Milkman In The West - Benny Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul carruthers Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 http://youtu.be/pHeH0ppqMbk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TypeO Posted June 13, 2013 Share Posted June 13, 2013 I'm so American that I piss RED, WHITE & BLUE! Doctor said it's Pancreatic Cancer. I told him to SHUT HIS COMMIE MOUTH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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