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WHY IN RIVERDANCE DO THEY DANCE ONLY FROM THE WAIST DOWN - BECAUSE IN IRELAND ALL THE ARMS HAVE BEEN DECOMMISSIONED

AFTER HEARING THAT THE SPERM BANK TAKE SAMPLES THROUGH THE POST - I CAME IN A JIFFY

MY GIRLFRIEND IS ALWAYS TRYING TO TURN ME ON USING HER KEYRING -SHE'S ALWAYS FOBBING ME OFF

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I was in an eyeglasses store today and "Whole Lotta Love" was playing on their radio. When Plant got to his improvisational bit at the end, moaning and "shake for me I want to be your back door man" the salesgirl said she had to change the station because she was "afraid."

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Sorry, I've got nothing. ?

The Crossroads legend says,you go to the crossroads at midnight,hand your guitar to the man (Devil) there,he tunes it and hands it back and if you take it you'll play blues guitar like no-one on earth.But your soul belongs to the devil for the deal.

In this case the devil's handing back bagpipes.

If it was in the first instance,It's not funny now. :(

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The Crossroads legend says,you go to the crossroads at midnight,hand your guitar to the man (Devil) there,he tunes it and hands it back and if you take it you'll play blues guitar like no-one on earth.But your soul belongs to the devil for the deal.

In this case the devil's handing back bagpipes.

If it was in the first instance,It's not funny now. :(

Didn't mean to bleed it like that.

Wasn't aware of the background.

I see the humor now, at least - thanks!

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A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. ...He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’
‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!’

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