chillumpuffer Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anjin-san Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 http://pixelbark.com/13044/you-can-call-this-dog-anythingexcept-butkus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
apantherfrommd Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 And with a doodie plunger? Classic! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TypeO Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 OK, I haven't had cable in a while, so maybe this isn't new to everyone, but it's new to me. ---> LOL <--- Seriously, this is the most epic commercial I've seen in quite some time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DropDown Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 Grandmothers' reaction to Beyoncè / Kanye lyrics...and they're spot on! http://youtu.be/5o-ZFMd1_SE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paul carruthers Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zengac Posted March 18, 2014 Share Posted March 18, 2014 (edited) Edited March 18, 2014 by zengac Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redrum Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 A mouse is making love to an elephant when a coconut falls and hits the elephant on the head. The elephant grunts and the mouse says: 'Did I hurt you darlin'?' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ledded1 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 The US military has cancelled it's multi billion dollar research and development programme into the next generation of stealth aircraft as they have discovered that simply turning off the transponder has the same effect. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redrum Posted March 20, 2014 Share Posted March 20, 2014 Self flagellation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paul carruthers Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chillumpuffer Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Conscious Uncoupling !!! Those perennial dullards Martin and Paltrow couldn't even calling SEPERATION. Still Chrissy boy, you can now enjoy a good steak and a bottle of red whilst your ex settles down to a nut roast and some tofu kebabs and a glass of nettle and dandelion smoothie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zepdawg Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 What kind of bees make milk? Boobies………..Hahahahahahahahaha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paul carruthers Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 http://youtu.be/XBOrcsqY6xo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
redrum Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 A Craigslist 'Missed Connection' we'd like to see.... Goober's Night Club last Saturday night. Me: I was the drummer in the band picking my nose during a break. You: You were in the front row picking your scabs. If you see this let's pick a place to meet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Anjin-san Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 At the wedding reception, the D.J. yelled... “Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living?” The bartender was almost crushed to death, but is expected to survive. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paul carruthers Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Reggie29 Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 (edited) A very wealthy 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year old bride who is pregnant with my child.' 'So what do you think about that Doc?' The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid shooter and he never misses a season.' 'One day he was setting off to go hunting.' 'In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.' 'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.' 'He realised he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.' 'Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang.'' 'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.' 'Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said, 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' The doctor replied, 'My point exactly!' Edited May 2, 2014 by Reggie29 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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