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At the wedding reception, the D.J. yelled...

“Would all married men please stand next to the

one person who has made your life worth living?”

The bartender was almost crushed to death,

but is expected to survive.

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A couple of quick ones.

Teacher: "Why do we use Roman Numerals?"

Johnny: "For Led Zeppelin albums!?"

Q. What do you get when you cross the pilots of the Millenium Falcon and the Starship Enterprise?

A. Han Sulu.

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I just caught a question on a quiz show on the TV. It beggars belief the stupidity of some people, and for this very reason, these people should be named and shamed.

Question: Which Commonwealth country has Abuja a major city?

Answer: Spain

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