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"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."


Q: How did Hitler tie his shoes?

A: In little knotsies.

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her hubby stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked

"Hunting flies" he replied

"Oh, have you killed any?" she said

"Three males and two females" he replied

Intrigued, she then asked "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone"

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