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"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

:lol:

Q: How did Hitler tie his shoes?

A: In little knotsies.

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:lol:

Q: How did Hitler tie his shoes?

A: In little knotsies.

I did Nazi that coming.

/obligatory

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Navy folks will especially appreciate this -

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist you racist prick.

I LOL'd'd'd'd'd'dd'd.

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her hubby stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked

"Hunting flies" he replied

"Oh, have you killed any?" she said

"Three males and two females" he replied

Intrigued, she then asked "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone"

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I loved Amy Schumer ever since I first saw her on last comic standing. Here she is receiving some award for one of those shity magazines....

Edited by zepscoda

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Some retro but rather saucy British seaside postcards

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