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An Englishman, an Irishman, and Scotsman man are drinking in a bar.

A fly lands in the Englishman's whiskey.  The Englishman is incensed, and pushes his drink away in disgust and asks the bartender politely for another.

A fly lands in the Scotsman's man's glass.  The Scottish man looks at the fly, shrugs, laughs, and just drinks the fly down without a problem.

A fly lands in the Irishman's glass and the Irishman is absolutely furious.  He picks out the fly, and violently shakes the fly over his glass while screaming, "Spit it out ya wee bastard!"


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This stuff is from a comedy thread, i did not write it.

Trump wants to ban all muslims. Have'nt we learned anything from prohibition....anybody can make muslims in their bathtubs...

Slack lives matter...

I have seen the truth....and it does not make sense.

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I took the shell off my racing snail because I thought it would make him faster.  If anything, it made him a little more sluggish.


Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that.


Sorry, I haven't slept for four days because  that   would    be     too long.

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