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Oh yeah, like this deserved to be dragged to the new board. :rolleyes:

Truly a worthy vehicle for my first post here.

I'm touched that you've all been worried about me, BTW. But I'm afraid I shan't be staying. When it came to Led-Zeppelin.Com, I didn't come so much for the "Led" or the "Zeppelin", but for the "-". And without that "-", I simply can't go on.

So good night, sweet princes and princesses, lips oh you the doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss a dateless bargain with message board cold turkey. :P

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Oh yeah, like this deserved to be dragged to the new board. :rolleyes:

Truly a worthy vehicle for my first post here.

I'm touched that you've all been worried about me, BTW. But I'm afraid I shan't be staying. When it came to Led-Zeppelin.Com, I didn't come so much for the "Led" or the "Zeppelin", but for the "-". And without that "-", I simply can't go on.

So good night, sweet princes and princesses, lips oh you the doors of breath, seal with a righteous kiss a dateless bargain with message board cold turkey. :P

Bloody typical.

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What took so long...

Just couldn't pull yourself away from the Village People Forum?

I tried, but then the leather guy told me he'd let me shave his mustache if I stayed a little longer.

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So that's where he's been hiding! :P

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Longer is a relative term.

But not when applied to you.

:D

Bout time you got here.....holidays?

Hmmm. Your quip about my genitalia, or figuring out I was gone for the holidays . . . which took you "longer"?

:P

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I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! :D

The beauty of that quote is that it can also be used as a genuine expression of enthusiasm. It works whether it's a good plan or a bad plan- a quote for all seasons!

My affectations are the freshass bomb. I'm full of pithy quotes and shit. :rolleyes:

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The beauty of that quote is that it can also be used as a genuine expression of enthusiasm. It works whether it's a good plan or a bad plan- a quote for all seasons!

My affectations are the freshass bomb. I'm full of pithy quotes and shit. :rolleyes:

"The freshass bomb"? Whoa there, Mr. Shakespeare - don't strain yourself!

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Longer is a relative term.

But not when applied to you.

And you would know????

The beauty of that quote is that it can also be used as a genuine expression of enthusiasm. It works whether it's a good plan or a bad plan- a quote for all seasons!

My affectations are the freshass bomb. I'm full of pithy quotes and shit. :rolleyes:

:lol:

I just loved it when my high school boyfriend complimented me by saying I was "bomb-ass." What a way to treat a lady.

edit to add:

I totally forgot to make my crack about being full of "pithy quotes and shit."

:rolleyes:

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Oh yeah, like this deserved to be dragged to the new board. :rolleyes:

It didn't, but we all know how much you hate attention, so we kept talking about you and about that thread because we wanted to annoy you. But now I understand it wasn't cool, and seeing how miserable and ashamed you are....it makes me feel miserable too.

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It didn't, but we all know how much you hate attention, so we kept talking about you and about that thread because we wanted to annoy you. But now I understand it wasn't cool, and seeing how miserable and ashamed you are....it makes me feel miserable too.

And I can feel that you feel miserable. Indeed, in my mind's ear I hear every drip and drop of your big salty tears as they slide from your chin, each one a "ploonk" sound as plaintive and sorrowful as a million mea culpas.

Well, either that or it's the drip and drop of your bleeding heart, I haven't decided yet.

Either way, my humble hatred of attention is only one amidst a plethora of virtues, of which magnanimity is another. And so I say to you: I forgive you. You may sleep again at last.

:P

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I'm sure Kat was not sleeping over her fear of your opnion of her.

I'm so glad I get to stay up late and do homework when I've been up since 7 am and got about 4 hours of sleep last night. Sooo glad. I will miss this semester when it's over. I should take 19 credits and sign up for two internships next semester!

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