MS1 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 Better to be high-maintenance than no maintenance at all... And yes, fucking miracle...I can't believe I talk to you! Wrong again, dahling. No maintenance means no strings attached- the sweetest words in all of sexuality. I don't want the goddamn cow, I just want the friggin' milk! That Spats is really onto something. I knew you'd come to your senses eventually. Thank God I've already cemented the poularity I gained from you deigning to speak with me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 You want the freakin' milk? umm....can't go there. This is a family forum. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MS1 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 You want the freakin' milk? It's an inaccurate metaphor for both of us, isn't it? I end up looking like a homosexual, you end up looking like a cow. Well . . . it's inaccurate for me, anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Actually...it's not inaccurate for you. I'm as much cow as you are... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MS1 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 True, more accurate than I thought. After all, you just luvs the milk, doncha? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 umm....who said that? Surely I posted that all over the place! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MS1 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 Bah! The quality level of the sarcasm in this thread is getting dangerously low. This cow and milk bullshit is masking what your real problem is: whether or not you can keep from boring me to death. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) Well the cow and milk bullshit sure entertained me for hours, Sam. (which is why I went and took a nap...) Edited January 18, 2008 by manderlyh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MS1 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 Doesn't take for much for you, does it? Cows, milk, sparkly things . . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Well, you're the one who is drawn to this place like flies on shit... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MS1 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 Well, you're the one who is drawn to this place like flies on shit... Heloooo post count? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shadowlongerthansoul Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 Hey dumbass...I think you have some post-editing to do... Shad w Gooooo get his frank ass Manders>>> Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleNecker Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 You've GOT to be fucking kidding me. This thread is still here? What a crock of shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 (edited) ^I think YOU'RE a crock of shit! (crap. that comeback was lame in first grade... ) Edited January 19, 2008 by manderlyh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Del Zeppnile Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 For some reason, I don't think you could handle a demanding lady... Lady??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Yes. Lady. You sure are a gentleman, Del. You know how to treat a lady. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zepsteve Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 That comeback was lame in 1st grade to i expect so much more from NEXT TIME Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 That comeback was lame in 1st grade to i expect so much more from NEXT TIME That...comeback...was....lame...in....1st....grade... Okay--this makes sense. to...i....expect.... WTF? so...much...more...from....NEXT...TIME.... Okay---"so much more from NEXT TIME?" I'm lost. I think the bartender at the pub should give zepsteve his keys and let him drive home because he's making sooo much sense! That corn in Iowa's getting to you! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zepsteve Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I HATE YOU Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Well...I like you.... :duel: :duel: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zepsteve Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 WELL THANX I FEEL ALL WARM AND CUDDLY INSIDE NOW WHICH IS GOOD CUZ ITS LIKE -4 AND THATS FOR REAL BUT I DID DO ALOT OF PAINTING TODAY SO I COULD JUST BE HIGHH FROM THE FUMES WHO KNOWS oh yeah sorry for yelling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 Oh yeah? Are you sure that you're high from the fumes? You seem pretty normal-like to me... at least for you... And I didn't catch all of that again....someone seems to be yelling... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zepsteve Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 IM ALWAYS YELLING YOU KNOW ME , IM MAD AS hell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Levee Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 I hope Reuben comes in here and posts something. He's clearly the glue that's holding this thread together. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shadowlongerthansoul Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 How do you train a sandwich to post? HEY, stay outta the mushrooms. Shad w Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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