manderlyh Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Jesus. You've got me speechless again. I just love talking of creeps who huff girl's chairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 Jesus. You've got me speechless again. Making YOU speechless always brings me a sense of accomplishment. I just love talking of creeps who huff girl's chairs. It's all the rage in the big city, you hayseed. Now I gotta deal with being thought a creep every time I go for a snark lark. My olfactory life is over, I'll be reduced to sniffing glue like a commoner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Making YOU speechless always brings me a sense of accomplishment. It's all the rage in the big city, you hayseed. Now I gotta deal with being thought a creep every time I go for a snark lark. My olfactory life is over, I'll be reduced to sniffing glue like a commoner! ROFL You say that like it's a bad thing---what would your mother think if she knew what you were up to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 ROFL You say that like it's a bad thing---what would your mother think if she knew what you were up to? Well, what she doesn't know won't hurt her. Until she catches me snarking her chair, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowlongerthansoul Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 That's sad. Very sad. Manders, this is a lost cause>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Well, what she doesn't know won't hurt her. Until she catches me snarking her chair, anyway. God, Sam--that's soo normal. I'm pretty impressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'm sure Sams' entire existence and well-being hinges on the fact that you're impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 It does. I cry big salty tears when she says such things to me. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words scar me for life. It's a special hurt, right in the center of my innocent little heart. It hurts me so bad, I'm starting to like Emo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'm sure everyone's existence hinges on the fact that I'm impressed. DUH! (^in response to '59) Innocent heart? I don't know about that one... (^to Sam) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 Innocent heart? I don't know about that one... Pure as the driven snow. My inner child looks like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'm thinking that's your intellect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'll take that, Spanky was the smart one. Your intellect, on the other hand, is clearly more of an Alfalfa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'd rather be Alfalfa than have a name like SPANKY! BTW--If I'm teaching your children...it shouldn't be a problem anyway. They'll forget how to get to school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I'd rather be Alfalfa than have a name like SPANKY! You do realize that a woman named "Spanky" has a whole different connotation than a man being named such,right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 BTW--If I'm teaching your children...it shouldn't be a problem anyway. They'll forget how to get to school. A blessing, since clearly you will be teaching in only the hottest, nosiest, most abestos covered schools the inner city has to offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 A blessing, since clearly you will be teaching in only the hottest, nosiest, most abestos covered schools the inner city has to offer. I thought for sure you'd live in those neighborhoods. Shame your kids will have such a short-term memory that they just won't be able to find the school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lzfan715 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 At my school we have pipes in the classrooms just for abestos. You aren't allowed to touch them because they might explode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 I thought for sure you'd live in those neighborhoods. Shame your kids will have such a short-term memory that they just won't be able to find the school. I was on the path to the inner city, but I devised a fool proof plan to turn my life around: I'm going to listen to everything you say . . . . . . . and then do the exact opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Then don't kiss my ass! ETA: (not sarcastic) I'm so fucking funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 Then don't kiss my ass! Move from snarking your ass to kissing it? I'm not sure I'm ready to move past huffing your chair, but I'll let you know. ETA: (not sarcastic) I'm so fucking funny! Yeah, the funniest people are always the ones who tell you how funny they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Move from snarking your ass to kissing it? I'm not sure I'm ready to move past huffing your chair, but I'll let you know. I thought we decided that was very natural for you to do--huffing people's chairs... I'll make sure I fart on it before I get up. Yeah, the funniest people are always the ones who tell you how funny they are. Oh Sammiekins.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 I thought we decided that was very natural for you to do--huffing people's chairs... I'll make sure I fart on it before I get up. Oh Sammiekins.... You are aware that the above post violates the Geneva Convention and several passages of the Bible, aren't you, sinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 You are aware that the above post violates the Geneva Convention and several passages of the Bible, aren't you, sinner? Apparently Mr. History doesn't know his Geneva Concention too well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 Apparently Mr. History doesn't know his Geneva Concention too well... Remedial spelling for you, Teachy-poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katuschka Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 my innocent little heart click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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