MS1 Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 What is this, the redneck home improvement thread? More with the snark, less with the sons of the soil. I can solve this. Hey guys, look! They're throwing away one of those big wooden wire spools over there. That thing aint gonna turn into a coffee table all by theyselves, you got to go git it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 How often does your buddy ask "shud'n I turn on tha air bubbels?" I'll grant you this much, bro: you rednecks.. uhh, conservatives.. sure do appreciate a multi-function device. Like that 'patio chair' on your deck.. Please don't EVER post a picture like this again! I'm glad everyone's turning this into the redneck thread...whatever happened to the clever snarks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Looks like the geniuses killed the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 Rednecks ruin everything! I mean really, didn't we have a march to the sea to sort this out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 "We?" Don't be including me in your little group...don't want any of that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 this is getting to be such a bunch of bullshit and who posted that picture of me out on my "patio" im super pissed, i feel so degraded or at least i would if i had any actual shame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I loved this thread what the fuck is it doing way back here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Sam has been doing a grrreat job at keeping it going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonzoEqualsGoodStuff Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Hey, it's my neighborhood's waterin' hole! Some good times we done had thar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Hey, it's my neighborhood's waterin' hole! Some good times we done had thar. Well....you happen to enjoy the finest neighborhoods Boise has to offer, living on campus... Is that Suds? I thought that burned down the other day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonzoEqualsGoodStuff Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 I do live in the finest neighborhood. I make sure of it. I'm the law, little lady. I'm not a very good law woman, though. Whenever people get in trouble I let the other RA lay down the law, while I stand by the door and try to look sweet and aloof. Good RA, bad RA. If I ever have kids, my husband's gonna have to be a colonel in the military or something. I'll let the kiddies eat cookies and stay up until 4 in the morning watching inappropriate cartoons all they want. So I'm watching Conan right now and Dr. Phil is trying to psychoanalize him. The minute he starts to mess with my Conan is the minute he's gonna get hit so hard his mustache will fall off. Actually I'm just looking for a reason to hit him, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 What? ROFL Where the hell's the sarcasm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonzoEqualsGoodStuff Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Hmm, how's this? Dr. Phil is so insightful. I look forward to absolutely every morsel of knowledge he bestows upon the world. I only wish I were half as wise as that god of a man. Conan should feel blessed that he was graced with the presence of Dr. Phil on his show. I only wish I can experience the same thing one day. It would truly be a life long dream come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 It looks like you're learning the snark quite artfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonzoEqualsGoodStuff Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Learning the snark? I've CLEARLY mastered it, if the post prior to the last one is any indicator. I've been kept up so late by the excitement offered by the watering hole and the other sites and sounds of B-town, but alas the excitement must come to an end and I must sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Ah. Looks like Sam's clearly been beat out of the sarcasm thread by this bunch of...girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 You're right. I simply can't stand the idea of being beaten by women. Beaten . . . humiliated . . . by women. Beaten . . . humiliated . . . dominated . . . by a bunch of women. Why yes, that would be a sticky wicket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Pfft. Like you could handle "a bunch of women." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted February 1, 2008 Author Share Posted February 1, 2008 Are you saying they'd handle me? My, that sounds just awful as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonzoEqualsGoodStuff Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Oh come on. Guys are SO great at being sarcastic. I'm in awe of how wonderful my brothers are at it and how I never outwit them at any point. In other news, Bob Saget is so sexy. I don't understand why he wasn't the sex symbol on Full House while John Stamos was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowlongerthansoul Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Because you didnt grease his wheels properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepsteve Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Hmm, how's this? Dr. Phil is so insightful. I look forward to absolutely every morsel of knowledge he bestows upon the world. I only wish I were half as wise as that god of a man. Conan should feel blessed that he was graced with the presence of Dr. Phil on his show. I only wish I can experience the same thing one day. It would truly be a life long dream come true. Bravo bonzo, ilove loved this, i could actually smell the sarcasm as i read it. true usda prime sarcasm! hats off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonzoEqualsGoodStuff Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 But it was so heartfelt! What is this sarcasm you speak of?! Working for eight hours at the front desk is unbelievably stimulating. I'm not so bored I feel like poking my eyes out just so I can do something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi_Zep_Fan87 Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Oh darn! Where oh where, is Liz (Electrophile) when we need her? This thread will be perfect for her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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