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What is this, the redneck home improvement thread? More with the snark, less with the sons of the soil.

I can solve this. Hey guys, look! They're throwing away one of those big wooden wire spools over there.

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That thing aint gonna turn into a coffee table all by theyselves, you got to go git it!

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How often does your buddy ask "shud'n I turn on tha air bubbels?"

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I'll grant you this much, bro: you rednecks.. uhh, conservatives.. sure do

appreciate a multi-function device. Like that 'patio chair' on your deck..

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^_^

Please don't EVER post a picture like this again! puke.gif

I'm glad everyone's turning this into the redneck thread...whatever happened to the clever snarks?

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Hey, it's my neighborhood's waterin' hole! Some good times we done had thar.

Well....you happen to enjoy the finest neighborhoods Boise has to offer, living on campus... :lol:

Is that Suds? I thought that burned down the other day...

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I do live in the finest neighborhood. I make sure of it. I'm the law, little lady. I'm not a very good law woman, though. Whenever people get in trouble I let the other RA lay down the law, while I stand by the door and try to look sweet and aloof. Good RA, bad RA. If I ever have kids, my husband's gonna have to be a colonel in the military or something. I'll let the kiddies eat cookies and stay up until 4 in the morning watching inappropriate cartoons all they want.

So I'm watching Conan right now and Dr. Phil is trying to psychoanalize him. The minute he starts to mess with my Conan is the minute he's gonna get hit so hard his mustache will fall off. Actually I'm just looking for a reason to hit him, really.

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Hmm, how's this?

Dr. Phil is so insightful. I look forward to absolutely every morsel of knowledge he bestows upon the world. I only wish I were half as wise as that god of a man. Conan should feel blessed that he was graced with the presence of Dr. Phil on his show. I only wish I can experience the same thing one day. It would truly be a life long dream come true.

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You're right. I simply can't stand the idea of being beaten by women.

Beaten . . . humiliated . . . by women.

Beaten . . . humiliated . . . dominated . . . by a bunch of women.

Why yes, that would be a sticky wicket. :D

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Hmm, how's this?

Dr. Phil is so insightful. I look forward to absolutely every morsel of knowledge he bestows upon the world. I only wish I were half as wise as that god of a man. Conan should feel blessed that he was graced with the presence of Dr. Phil on his show. I only wish I can experience the same thing one day. It would truly be a life long dream come true.

Bravo bonzo, ilove loved this, i could actually smell the sarcasm as i read it. true usda prime sarcasm! hats off!

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