DoubleNecker Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Looks who talking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Old Scratch Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 (edited) The level of sarcasm here is suffering. Too much squawk, not enough snark. Work on it, people, I'm not feeling the non-love here. Well, you absolutely have a right to complain, Sam ... because god knows you are the most witty, enjoyable and overwhelmingly talented poster this thread has ever had the honor to host. I pray everyday that the Lord only bless me with a smidgen's worth of the vast depth of comedic genius you seem to dispense at your apathetic whimsy; as if you were merely taking a much-needed dump after a large, gravey-drenched meal of meat pie and prunes. And you're such a hot dude, too! Can you have it all and still have more than that? Man ... if I was a chick I'd be all up on your mangina. Alas! Most women are ...from what I hear from all the ladies (yes ...ALL of them) on the board. ~666 Edited December 6, 2007 by Old Scratch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Old Scratch Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Looks who talking. Oh Bubble Fecker! What a tit you are! How I wait on seat's edge; anticipating with fluttering heart the razor's cut of your sharp repartee! How unforgiving you are to the many pseudowits who dare confront your acerbic tongue! Nay, I must cede to you ... perhaps we all should ... lest your tongue lash us all like buffoons! ~666 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MS1 Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 Well, you absolutely have a right to complain, Sam ... because god knows you are the most witty, enjoyable and overwhelmingly talented poster this thread has ever had the honor to host. I pray everyday that the Lord only bless me with a smidgen's worth of the vast depth of comedic genius you seem to dispense at your apathetic whimsy; as if you were merely taking a much-needed dump after a large, gravey-drenched meal of meat pie and prunes. And you're such a hot dude, too! Can you have it all and still have more than that? Man ... if I was a chick I'd be all up on your mangina. Alas! Most women are ...from what I hear from all the ladies (yes ...ALL of them) on the board. ~666 *fans himself* Oh my, Scratch, you do make speeches. If you wanted to ask me out, you should have shown up with chocolates and flowers. How silly! Why, showing up without an appropriate offering almost makes it seem like you want ME to be the butch . . . doncha, bitch. . . . no, no I'm sorry, I have to apologize for that. I'm not cut out for this kind of sarcasm, I'm in over my head . . . you radiate such a sinster air of danger, your cult of personality . . . the satan-affecting ascetic with the poison pen. How can I bear the sting of your scorn, the blinding light of your self mortified sarcastic ass? No, I'm just going to have to bite my pillow and scream "Uncle! Uncle!" It must be pretty freaky out there on the razor'e edge, huh. Like dancing in the dark. I bet all the chicks are all on that like moths to a flame. To a FLAME, son! ~420 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 (edited) The level of sarcasm here is suffering. Too much squawk, not enough snark. Work on it, people, I'm not feeling the non-love here. Oh give it up, you dirty hippie, Paul-Revere-wanna-be! Edited December 7, 2007 by manderlyh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MS1 Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 Hey, there are three "e"s in Revere! Aren't you a teacher or something? I'd say a dunce cap were in order if I felt I could trust you with pointy things. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 Hey, there are three "e"s in Revere! Aren't you a teacher or something? I'd say a dunce cap were in order if I felt I could trust you with pointy things. Like I said.... Oh give it up, you dirty hippie, Paul-Revere-wanna-be! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleNecker Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 You all need to go back to school. Simply childish people. How old are you guys? 2? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MS1 Posted December 7, 2007 Author Share Posted December 7, 2007 Like I said.... You expect me to be impressed because you know how to use the edit function? No,no- I'm watching you, miss thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 You expect me to be impressed because you know how to use the edit function? No,no- I'm watching you, miss thing. Oh no!!! DON'T WATCH ME! That's the last thing I want! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleNecker Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'll need sunglasses to watch you....actually, I would need a good reason to watch you....because I can't think of one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 pffttt... It's not like I care whether you want to watch me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleNecker Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'd rather watch the toilet! Years better than you! *thinks about you* .......urhg! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'd rather watch the toilet! Years better than you! *thinks about you* .......urhg! :'( That hurt, Ricky. Really hurt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DoubleNecker Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'm sorry, Mandy.....not! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I'm going to be now. For real, (this is sans sarcasm...) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MS1 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 I've been by the Post a Pic of Yourself thread . . . and guys . . . sometimes I wonder why we even have a sarcasm thread. :'( I mean if you're just gonna waste all that perfectly good sarcasm OFF TOPIC while this thread lies buried . . . I just wanna start one of those lame-ass "I'm Leaving Forever" threads. Like, for reals. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Oh God. Not a "I'm leaving forever" thread. Not started by YOU! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hermit Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I've been by the Post a Pic of Yourself thread . . . and guys . . . sometimes I wonder why we even have a sarcasm thread. :'( I mean if you're just gonna waste all that perfectly good sarcasm OFF TOPIC while this thread lies buried . . . I just wanna start one of those lame-ass "I'm Leaving Forever" threads. Like, for reals. YAAAY!! that means there'll be a next-day "I'm back!" thread for us to look forward to, too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 I think we'd all be better off if he did NOT start an "I'm back " thread... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MS1 Posted December 9, 2007 Author Share Posted December 9, 2007 Good, cuz I plan on starting three of EACH! That'll learn ya. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 Pfft. I won't look at them. Or even beg you to stay. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hermit Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Pfft. I won't look at them. Or even beg you to stay. yyyeah... riiight. Like I dont remember your daily "where's Sam?! :'( " posts before Mr Lightbulb decided to grace us with his.. illuminating.. presence. manders you are so damn fickable! ..erm.. I mean.. fickle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
manderlyh Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 yyyeah... riiight. Like I dont remember your daily "where's Sam?! :'( " posts before Mr Lightbulb decided to grace us with his.. illuminating.. presence. manders you are so damn fickable! ..erm.. I mean.. fickle. I wouldn't start a "Where's Hermit" posting habit, either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hermit Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 I wouldn't start a "Where's Hermit" posting habit, either. I would post on the chalkboard, Mrs mandders,.. but I'd.. uhh.. prefer not get out of my seat right now. [Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad..] you understand, doncha teach? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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