ledsabbath Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 She showed me this video, something "especially for me" as she put it. All because I went into the emergency department one night as my big toe was really hurting. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=z36NMeJISLo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hrsoflunacy Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Too funny, I get the same from my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledsabbath Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 Too funny, I get the same from my wife. Yeah, but is your wife a nurse? Well, mine is. And I tell you, I thought having a nurse for a wife was going to be the best. I thought when I was sick, my wife would dress up in a sexy hot nurse uniform with open blouse, white stockings, that cute little hat with the big red cross etc. And come up to me and say "there there", patting my forehead, offering me words of comfort and reassurance. You know. Something like this: The ironic thing is that my wife would actually look quite like this if she did dress up in a sexy nurse outfit. Ha!!! One time I was sick, I was freezing cold, all rugged up in bed. My wife the prison matron takes my temperature and tells me "you have a fever". And so the logical thing to do when you are freezing in bed is to strip all the covers off, to "cool me down". I had to fight tooth and nail not to have a cold shower. I'd be better off being looked after by nuns with big rulers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwizard03 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 Yeah, but is your wife a nurse? Well, mine is. And I tell you, I thought having a nurse for a wife was going to be the best. I thought when I was sick, my wife would dress up in a sexy hot nurse uniform with open blouse, white stockings, that cute little hat with the big red cross etc. And come up to me and say "there there", patting my forehead, offering me words of comfort and reassurance. You know. Something like this: The ironic thing is that my wife would actually look quite like this if she did dress up in a sexy nurse outfit. Ha!!! One time I was sick, I was freezing cold, all rugged up in bed. My wife the prison matron takes my temperature and tells me "you have a fever". And so the logical thing to do when you are freezing in bed is to strip all the covers off, to "cool me down". I had to fight tooth and nail not to have a cold shower. I'd be better off being looked after by nuns with big rulers. I think I dated Her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledsabbath Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 I think I dated Her! :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I don't get treated to any outfits, but my wife does fuss over me on the very rare occasions I'm not well (physically). She has numerous health and physical problems, and empathizes greatly to others when problems arise. The nurse thing would be a nice touch, but I don't want it turned around and I get stuck wearing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledsabbath Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 I don't get treated to any outfits, but my wife does fuss over me on the very rare occasions I'm not well (physically). She has numerous health and physical problems, and empathizes greatly to others when problems arise. The nurse thing would be a nice touch, but I don't want it turned around and I get stuck wearing it! Haha. This is what you would look like if you did start wearing the cute nurses outfit: Go on. You know you want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I knew that was coming, and feel the love! But what the hell did I get rubbed on my nipples??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledsabbath Posted May 22, 2008 Author Share Posted May 22, 2008 I knew that was coming, and feel the love! But what the hell did I get rubbed on my nipples??? Hahahaha. Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 When I'm sick, if I call in sick and I'm laid up on the couch--you know I'm really sick! My boyfriend calls in sick when he's got a little teeny cold. Same thing. LOL Love it! He's going to see this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 I can't being around people when they are sick and i don't want anyone around me when i am sick. When girlfriends were under the weather i was busy. I just can't stand it. And you don't want to catch anything either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 She showed me this video, something "especially for me" as she put it. All because I went into the emergency department one night as my big toe was really hurting. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=z36NMeJISLo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I have a Dr's appointment tomorrow. I'm nervous. I could check the internet for my symptoms, but I'm just gonna get the news directly from the Dr. 2008 has been my year, one thing after another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I can't being around people when they are sick and i don't want anyone around me when i am sick. When girlfriends were under the weather i was busy. I just can't stand it. And you don't want to catch anything either. You realize that all goes out the window when you have kids.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tejanablonde Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Yeah, but is your wife a nurse? Well, mine is. And I tell you, I thought having a nurse for a wife was going to be the best. I thought when I was sick, my wife would dress up in a sexy hot nurse uniform with open blouse, white stockings, that cute little hat with the big red cross etc. And come up to me and say "there there", patting my forehead, offering me words of comfort and reassurance. You know. Something like this: The ironic thing is that my wife would actually look quite like this if she did dress up in a sexy nurse outfit. Ha!!! One time I was sick, I was freezing cold, all rugged up in bed. My wife the prison matron takes my temperature and tells me "you have a fever". And so the logical thing to do when you are freezing in bed is to strip all the covers off, to "cool me down". I had to fight tooth and nail not to have a cold shower. I'd be better off being looked after by nuns with big rulers. LOL! Yeah that's the thought most people who marry a nurse have. Buy the costume for her. It may work if she has a sense of humor. My husband worked at the same hospital I did. One guy told him "I think that nurse has a thing for me." He almost had a stroke when my husband told him who "that nurse" was married to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderguy Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I can't being around people when they are sick and i don't want anyone around me when i am sick. When girlfriends were under the weather i was busy. I just can't stand it. And you don't want to catch anything either. Good luck later on when everyone you know keeps on getting older, and more suseptible to illness. You might start to like the idea of someone standing at your side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledsabbath Posted May 23, 2008 Author Share Posted May 23, 2008 LOL! Yeah that's the thought most people who marry a nurse have. Buy the costume for her. It may work if she has a sense of humor. My husband worked at the same hospital I did. One guy told him "I think that nurse has a thing for me." He almost had a stroke when my husband told him who "that nurse" was married to. Haha. That is funny that you should mention that. I learnt one very valuable lesson at my last hospital that I worked, and this is advice for anyone working at any decent size hospital: "Do not talk about someone to someone else". Why? Because you would not believe how many people are married/living with each other, or going out with each other. Eg, you might be a nurse and then say to another nurse how this particularly ward orderly is lazy and rude. Then as the nurse you're speaking to gives the look of death, you realise that she is married to that particular rude and lazy ward orderly. I nearly got caught out a few times, about to say something negative about someone else, then found out that the person whom I was about to speak to was going out or married to that person. You'd be amazed to find out that this doctor is married to that nurse, or some ward orderly is married to some other nurse, or the radiographer is married to a receptionist, etc. So yeah, don't ever speak about someone in a hospital unless you are 100% certain they are not involved with the person you're speaking to. Big mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 You realize that all goes out the window when you have kids.... I don't plan on having any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Good luck later on when everyone you know keeps on getting older, and more suseptible to illness. You might start to like the idea of someone standing at your side. That's still a long way off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~tangerine~ Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 Yeah, but is your wife a nurse? Well, mine is. And I tell you, I thought having a nurse for a wife was going to be the best. I thought when I was sick, my wife would dress up in a sexy hot nurse uniform with open blouse, white stockings, that cute little hat with the big red cross etc. And come up to me and say "there there", patting my forehead, offering me words of comfort and reassurance First of all i need to laugh, couldn't you wait to see your regular Dr. during office hrs. I practically broke my toe twice in the past year and i didn't go to an Emergency Department, lol. Just because someone (male or female) is a nurse, doesn't mean they are any more nurturing than anyone else. I work with many nurses who should have been in the Marines, lol. Anyway, i would nurse my mate back to health anyway he wanted me too...but that's out of love, not because of a profession. btw...the uniform you describe is obsolete in my country, and thank god. I consider what you describe to be degrading to women, and would look utterly preposterous on a male nurse (so i say they should still wear them)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmie ray Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I thought I looked rather fetching, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~tangerine~ Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 That's still a long way off. Illness or sudden tragedy can strike anyone at any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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