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"Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction."

and

"A goal without a plan is just a wish."

Both by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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gotta go with groucho marx:

female contestant on 'you bet your life': yes, groucho i have 9 children. what can i say? i love my husband!

groucho: well, i love my cigar, but i take it out of my mouth once in awhile...

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Not my favorite ever, but the only good one I can think of at the moment:

"It takes 37 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird."

:D

Here's a variation:

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for a proper trigger squeeze."

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"Townes Van Zant is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that" - Steve Earle

"I've met Bob Dylan and his bodyguards,and I don't think Steve Earle could get anywhere near his coffee table" - Townes Van Zant

Read this on Wikipedia yesterday and found it quite amusing :)

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'Efforts Equals Results'

'The secret of success doesn't work if you won't!'

'A lie well stuck to is as good as the truth!' (Global Warming)

'Bad news rides a fast horse!'

'To marry once is duty, twice a folly, thrice is madness!'

B)

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My dad told me this quote when I was a kid,and it comes from the lips of Dagwood Bumstead of the comic strip Blondie...go figure.

"You only go around once in life,but if you do it right,once is enough."

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Here's a variation:

"It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for a proper trigger squeeze."

Hehehe! :shifty:

"Townes Van Zant is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that" - Steve Earle

"I've met Bob Dylan and his bodyguards, and I don't think Steve Earle could get anywhere near his coffee table" - Townes Van Zant

Read this on Wikipedia yesterday and found it quite amusing :)

:lol: I love it!

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Hehehe! :shifty:

QUOTE (Rorer714 @ Jun 22 2008, 01:56 PM)

"Townes Van Zant is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that" - Steve Earle

"I've met Bob Dylan and his bodyguards, and I don't think Steve Earle could get anywhere near his coffee table" - Townes Van Zant

Read this on Wikipedia yesterday and found it quite amusing

:lol: I love it!

Yeah,I think those are my new favorite quotes!

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There is somebody on this sites that fixes my quotes so i don't care if i get this wrong.

Winston Churchill was talking to a female reporter when she asked why did he changed his opinion on something. He replied, "My opinion changes when the fact changes, what is your excuse."

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  • 3 weeks later...

Heard from the lips of my wife's sister.Don't know if it's original or borrowed.

"I'd like to take a good book to bed tonight...or a man who has read one."

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