LedZep1969 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Mine is when I was hyped up on cafeine and sugar with my friends. And then we went outside in the cold with only underwear and mittens, then we started throwing gumballs and eachother which made us all bleed. Then we took my friends car went downtown and I saw a dog and I wanted to go pet it but I forgot the car was still moving at like 20mph so I broke my arm and got bit by the dog. Then my friends did the same. The next morning I went to the doctor and I had to get rabies, and the flu shot. It was the worst best, gumball throwing,flu rabies day ever! I was laugihng the whole time too lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancin'Days Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Mine is when I was hyped up on cafeine and sugar with my friends. And then we went outside in the cold with only underwear and mittens, then we started throwing gumballs and eachother which made us all bleed. Then we took my friends car went downtown and I saw a dog and I wanted to go pet it but I forgot the car was still moving at like 20mph so I broke my arm and got bit by the dog. Then my friends did the same. The next morning I went to the doctor and I had to get rabies, and the flu shot. It was the worst best, gumball throwing,flu rabies day ever! I was laugihng the whole time too lol Were there any drugs involved? Excuse me while I kiss the sky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medhb Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Mine is when I was hyped up on cafeine and sugar with my friends. And then we went outside in the cold with only underwear and mittens, then we started throwing gumballs and eachother which made us all bleed. Then we took my friends car went downtown and I saw a dog and I wanted to go pet it but I forgot the car was still moving at like 20mph so I broke my arm and got bit by the dog. Then my friends did the same. The next morning I went to the doctor and I had to get rabies, and the flu shot. It was the worst best, gumball throwing,flu rabies day ever! I was laugihng the whole time too lol Sugar and caffiene? Gotta get me summa dat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarlaxle 56 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 No way that was just sugar and caffeine. You must have been on somethin' a little stronger As for mine, well, for one I don't remember and two, I do stupid things all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainsbarre Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 One of the stupidest things I ever did was this: Several years ago, I had been to a party and some friends of mine had given me two large bags of leaf. I took them home and hid them under my bed, but I was worried about my parents finding them. So I popped them into my car. Then I was going out with a friend of mine, she came to pick me up, and, fuck knows why I did this, but I decided to bring the two bags of leaf with me, so i stuffed them in my pockets. Anyway we drove into the city and we parked the car on the street, and as I was getting out of the car, I thought "shall I take the weed with me or leave it in the car?" anyway I decided it was probably better to leave the weed in the car, so I stuffed both the bags underneath the passenger seat. So anyway my friend and I left (she didn't know I put them in there) and we went off and did what we had to do, and when it came time to be going home, we walked back to the car....and it wasn't there! Her car was gone! "fucking hell!" I thought and she was panicking saying "oh my god my car's been stolen, we need to go to a police station right away" so anyway as we're walking to the station, i turned to her and said "umm, look I have to tell you something, I left two bags of leaf under the passenger seat" and she fucking hit the roof, and I said "look look it's all cool, we'll just blame it on whoever stole the car" so we got to the police station, we're both scared shitless, and the cops told her that her car had been towed away because she had parked in a no parking zone...Now at this point I'm fully expecting to be arrested So anyway we go to where the car is being held, and we get the car, and we find that the Cops had broken into the car to leave a notice on the passenger seat saying the car had to be towed, and there was some authorisation paperwork. And they never noticed the bags of weed, even when the car had been towed the weed hadn't falled out, THANK GOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JethroTull Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 ^^^Great story. I suspect a lot of us have stories about the safest place for our leaf. None as good as yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Although there have definitely been others, the one I'll never hear the end of is backing into a No Parking sign and denting my rear bumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Although there have definitely been others, the one I'll never hear the end of is backing into a No Parking sign and denting my rear bumper. I don't think this one is my most idiotic, but it sure is along the same thread as yours, Virginia. I backed into a vacuum canister when I was trying to fanangle my car into the area to add air to the tires. I dented the trunk above my license plate. It's a pretty big dent, and I wasn't going very fast at all--it didn't take much to do the damage I had done. Let me tell you--I was NOT happy. (Not to mention embarrased for being a doofus.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronniedawg Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 My most recent? Stepped on a rake, in my daze (stumbling around), I actually stepped on the same rake again.......with my neighbours watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepyep Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Hi all, Although there have definitely been others, the one I'll never hear the end of is backing into a No Parking sign and denting my rear bumper. Virginia,sorry,no offense but that is funny! KB(yes,sir,he is the idiot over there--->) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Hi all, Virginia,sorry,no offense but that is funny! KB(yes,sir,he is the idiot over there--->) Oh no worries. This happened several years ago and my husband and kids still bring it up at least once a month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxie Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 I've done so many idiotic things.... I regret things daily that I've done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepyep Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Hi all, Oh no worries. This happened several years ago and my husband and kids still bring it up at least once a month Virginia,just smile and say: 'I got two words for you darlings:Shut it.' KB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Hi all, Virginia,just smile and say: 'I got two words for you darlings:Shut it.' KB Yeah well, he was backing out of the garage about a week ago and backed into the door,; so now he can't say anything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zepyep Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Hi all, Yeah well, he was backing out of the garage about a week ago and backed into the door,; so now he can't say anything! "Yes darlings,how does it fit." KB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonzoEqualsGoodStuff Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 All of my most embarrassing moments have happened in cars, I think. One time I ran into a low lying sign at a gas station. In my defense, it was only about two feet off the ground. Also, in my defense, I couldn't remember which side of the car had the gas cap. Okay, that's really not much of a defense. The other one was in driver's ed when I drove on the wrong side of the road for at least a minute without even realizing it. I probably wouldn't have, either. The teacher grabbed the wheel and put me in the right lane. Maybe it was just the universe's way of telling me I actually belong in England. And they say women can't drive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suz Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Mine is when I was hyped up on cafeine and sugar with my friends. And then we went outside in the cold with only underwear and mittens, then we started throwing gumballs and eachother which made us all bleed. Then we took my friends car went downtown and I saw a dog and I wanted to go pet it but I forgot the car was still moving at like 20mph so I broke my arm and got bit by the dog. Then my friends did the same. The next morning I went to the doctor and I had to get rabies, and the flu shot. It was the worst best, gumball throwing,flu rabies day ever! I was laugihng the whole time too lol Okay, that was funny as hell. Stupidest thing I've ever done.......Hmmmm....I think pretty much everything between the ages of 14 and 29. Except for getting into Zeppelin and having my daughter. Otherwise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Trying to scale one of these "Leaving!" Jazz Fest. Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marolyn Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 gumballs???...make you bleed?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMAZONIC Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Oh God! I will never ever forget this! Being stuck in a men's toilet for the longest 5 minutes of my life! It wasn't actually my fault: I have to blame my sister for it. It happened last year. We were in a club with a couple of friends on a Saturday night. Then, my sis asked me to go with her to the women's. I don't know how she got it all wrong, but the fact is that we went into the men's!!! I went into the first cubicle rightaway. But my sister realized that we were in the wrong toilet as she was men coming in all of a sudden. I heard her apologize to the guys and literally take off leaving me there ALONE!! I couldn't come out as it would have been very embarassing, so I had to wait for the right moment to sneak in when all the guys were gone. Easier to think than to do. Of course when you are in such situations, it always doesn't get easier. Well, I had to stay in that cubicle for about five minutes!!! I could hear guys coming in and going out continously. Gosh, I just couldn't get out like that and make a fool of myself. I was so mad at my sister, aarghhhh Then, finally, when I heard that no one was around and everybody had left, I quickly ran out of the cubicle and off I went to the door. As I opened it, there was a guy and I just will never forget the look in his eyes and my blushing face and a sorry, mate! I think I have been mad at my sister for a week after that.! Needless to say that I haven't trusted her since when heading to toilets in public places! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave to zep Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Oh God! I will never ever forget this! Being stuck in a men's toilet for the longest 5 minutes of my life! It wasn't actually my fault: I have to blame my sister for it. It happened last year. We were in a club with a couple of friends on a Saturday night. Then, my sis asked me to go with her to the women's. I don't know how she got it all wrong, but the fact is that we went into the men's!!! I went into the first cubicle rightaway. But my sister realized that we were in the wrong toilet as she was men coming in all of a sudden. I heard her apologize to the guys and literally take off leaving me there ALONE!! I couldn't come out as it would have been very embarassing, so I had to wait for the right moment to sneak in when all the guys were gone. Easier to think than to do. Of course when you are in such situations, it always doesn't get easier. Well, I had to stay in that cubicle for about five minutes!!! I could hear guys coming in and going out continously. Gosh, I just couldn't get out like that and make a fool of myself. I was so mad at my sister, aarghhhh Then, finally, when I heard that no one was around and everybody had left, I quickly ran out of the cubicle and off I went to the door. As I opened it, there was a guy and I just will never forget the look in his eyes and my blushing face and a sorry, mate! I think I have been mad at my sister for a week after that.! Needless to say that I haven't trusted her since when heading to toilets in public places! i would have loved to see that ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mangani Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Wembley Park train station 1990. Just before a Manchester United v Liverpool game at Wembley Stadium. Hundreds of Man Utd fans singing horrible anti Liverpool songs. Me, being the only Liverpool fan on the platform at that time, took it upon myself to get affronted and shouted out during a quiet moment "come on then you bastards, I'll take the lot of you on!" To this day I still don't know how I managed to escape a hundred Mancs chasing me, but I was glad I was near the exit when I blurted it out. I've never done anything as silly as that since...except the time I decided to paint my living room after 2 bottles of wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzldoc Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 gumballs???...make you bleed?... :blink: Like a stuck pig! you see we were leaving the grounds where we thought the gate would be open but we were wrong, so we saw this area of the fence where the wire was partially broken away and figured hell we can get over that. When I was holding the wire back for this girl to climb over she mis judged and got hooked and the wire sliped from my hands and sprung back and poped me right in the end of my nose still have a small scar to remind me every day. Oh God! I will never ever forget this! Being stuck in a men's toilet for the longest 5 minutes of my life! It wasn't actually my fault: I have to blame my sister for it. It happened last year. We were in a club with a couple of friends on a Saturday night. Then, my sis asked me to go with her to the women's. I don't know how she got it all wrong, but the fact is that we went into the men's!!! I went into the first cubicle rightaway. But my sister realized that we were in the wrong toilet as she was men coming in all of a sudden. I heard her apologize to the guys and literally take off leaving me there ALONE!! I couldn't come out as it would have been very embarassing, so I had to wait for the right moment to sneak in when all the guys were gone. Easier to think than to do. Of course when you are in such situations, it always doesn't get easier. Well, I had to stay in that cubicle for about five minutes!!! I could hear guys coming in and going out continously. Gosh, I just couldn't get out like that and make a fool of myself. I was so mad at my sister, aarghhhh Then, finally, when I heard that no one was around and everybody had left, I quickly ran out of the cubicle and off I went to the door. As I opened it, there was a guy and I just will never forget the look in his eyes and my blushing face and a sorry, mate! I think I have been mad at my sister for a week after that.! Needless to say that I haven't trusted her since when heading to toilets in public places! That reminded me of a time when I was at my employers training facility and went to use the restroom and when I went in I saw this sofa in there and thought what the hell do they have a sofa in the mens room for? then I looked around and saw no urinals yikes! I'm in the ladies room. Luckily there was no one in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roblindblad Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Guzzled down 2 mickys of Southern Comfort in 15 minutes on my 15th birthday at a party that was held for me and another girl who was celebrating her birthday that week. All I remembered was walking out of the can and a friend saying "You look f'n drunk man" then seeing the front door of my parents home opening it and seeing my parents seated in the livingroom, my father saying "You're drunk! The next morning I puked 13 times and it was in long stream the width of a firehose. It felt like my heart was going to explode. I couldn't even keep water down. I didn't know what hard liquor was. I figured the quicker I drink it the higher I'get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footsteps of Dawn Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Oh God! I will never ever forget this! Being stuck in a men's toilet for the longest 5 minutes of my life! It wasn't actually my fault: I have to blame my sister for it. It happened last year. We were in a club with a couple of friends on a Saturday night. Then, my sis asked me to go with her to the women's. I don't know how she got it all wrong, but the fact is that we went into the men's!!! I went into the first cubicle rightaway. But my sister realized that we were in the wrong toilet as she was men coming in all of a sudden. I heard her apologize to the guys and literally take off leaving me there ALONE!! I couldn't come out as it would have been very embarassing, so I had to wait for the right moment to sneak in when all the guys were gone. Easier to think than to do. Of course when you are in such situations, it always doesn't get easier. Well, I had to stay in that cubicle for about five minutes!!! I could hear guys coming in and going out continously. Gosh, I just couldn't get out like that and make a fool of myself. I was so mad at my sister, aarghhhh Then, finally, when I heard that no one was around and everybody had left, I quickly ran out of the cubicle and off I went to the door. As I opened it, there was a guy and I just will never forget the look in his eyes and my blushing face and a sorry, mate! I think I have been mad at my sister for a week after that.! Needless to say that I haven't trusted her since when heading to toilets in public places! The only way this could get better is if you were wearing high heels. I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall as a guy walks in, sees the heels under the stall, and goes ? Priceless! I walked into the guys' bathroom all by myself once, at school...I REALLY had to pee, and I was about halfway through the restroom before I did a double take and looked back to see what else but the urinals! Luckily no one was, er, in progress while I walked in, but there was a guy standing at the sink. I totally buzzed right past him without seeing him in my hurry, heh. At the time, I was actually more aggravated that I had to go back out and into the women's room than I was embarrassed, because I had to go so badly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.