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Spats' Loveblahblahblah Thread

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It won't get rid of your pimples, but they'll taste minty fresh. :D

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Come on, Spats, you can laugh at a pimple joke.

Not when i am looking in the mirror at these ugly things. <_<

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Yes, this is very bothering to me. I am never going to be mistaken for brad Pitt to begin with.

So why you making such a fuss spats? Just pop the motherfuckers and get on with life.

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Please answer the questions. I think you know i am correct on what the answers would be and you don't want to answer. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Come on dude. Seriously.

Did you ask for the number or did she offer it up?

If you had not chatted her up do you think anything at all would have happened?

Who paid?

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Come on dude. Seriously.

Did you ask for the number or did she offer it up?

If you had not chatted her up do you think anything at all would have happened?

Who paid?

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Come on dude. Please answer. Admit that the your answers witll match mine.

Have you seen her since? :blink:

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Come on dude. Seriously.

Did you ask for the number or did she offer it up?

If you had not chatted her up do you think anything at all would have happened?

Who paid?

Spats, i will help you out. Of course he asked her for her phone number. He is from New Orleans, he's not afraid to talk to women, lol. Of course he paid. He is a Southern gentleman. Sorry Dzldoc, i just can't stand to watch the poor guy suffer. (and correct me if i'm wrong) :)

Edited by ~tangerine~

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Spats, do you have any mantyhose? I just heard that word today and after I laughed myself silly, I thought of you :D

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yes, this is the correct topic....

Rory Gallagher

Edged In Blue

I've cried enough tears to fill up an ocean,

Surely you see that my world's been broken?

Here I am, where are you?

Help me please, pull me through.

Here I am, where are you?

All my days are edged in blue.

You made up your mind and nothing can change it,

You want to be free but I can't rearrange it.

Here I am, where are you?

Tell me please, what to do,

Here I am, broken into,

All my days are edged in blue.

I'd go anywhere, if I thought you'd be there,

'Cos I've made up my mind that's where I belong.

I've traveled the world 'cos I couldn't be told,

Told by my heart that you really had gone.

I'd go anywhere, if I thought you'd be there,

'Cos I've made up my mind that's where I belong.

I've traveled the world 'cos I couldn't be told,

Told by my heart that you really had gone.

Yeah....

Our lines got crossed through all things unspoken.

A tangle of knots not easily opened,

Here I am, where are you?

Help me please, pull me through.

Here I am, where are you?

All my days are edged in blue.

Here I am, where are you?

Help me please, pull me through,

Here I am, where are you?

Can't you see I'm edged in blue.

Ohhh.......

Ohhh.......

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:whistling: This is the THREAD that never ends.

It goes on and on my friends.

Someone started WRITING it not knowing what it was,

and they'll continue WRITING it forever just because,

(then repeat back at top)

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Spats, i will help you out. Of course he asked her for her phone number. He is from New Orleans, he's not afraid to talk to women, lol. Of course he paid. He is a Southern gentleman. Sorry Dzldoc, i just can't stand to watch the poor guy suffer. (and correct me if i'm wrong) :)

And it proves my point. I don't think he wants to admit i am right that if he had not chatted her she would not have initated things. he had to do all the work,

I am not afraid to talk to women but when you know the woman will reject you it kills your your morale.

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yes, this is the correct topic....

Rory Gallagher

Edged In Blue

I've cried enough tears to fill up an ocean,

Surely you see that my world's been broken?

Here I am, where are you?

Help me please, pull me through.

Here I am, where are you?

All my days are edged in blue.

You made up your mind and nothing can change it,

You want to be free but I can't rearrange it.

Here I am, where are you?

Tell me please, what to do,

Here I am, broken into,

All my days are edged in blue.

I'd go anywhere, if I thought you'd be there,

'Cos I've made up my mind that's where I belong.

I've traveled the world 'cos I couldn't be told,

Told by my heart that you really had gone.

I'd go anywhere, if I thought you'd be there,

'Cos I've made up my mind that's where I belong.

I've traveled the world 'cos I couldn't be told,

Told by my heart that you really had gone.

Yeah....

Our lines got crossed through all things unspoken.

A tangle of knots not easily opened,

Here I am, where are you?

Help me please, pull me through.

Here I am, where are you?

All my days are edged in blue.

Here I am, where are you?

Help me please, pull me through,

Here I am, where are you?

Can't you see I'm edged in blue.

Ohhh.......

Ohhh.......

What has this got to do with me?

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But you are already a couple. Would you have hooked up with him if you first met him and he had a big ass pimple on his face?

The best way to prevent ass pimples on your face is to remove one's head from the region.

A buddy says putting toothpaste on your pimples will get rid of them. Anyone heard of this? :blink::blink:

When was the last time you saw pimples on a tooth?

Your face may clear up if you avoid pasta... particularly ziti pasta. (Sorry... well, not really...) :bagoverhead:

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The best way to prevent ass pimples on your face is to remove one's head from the region.

When was the last time you saw pimples on a tooth?

Your face may clear up if you avoid pasta... particularly ziti pasta. (Sorry... well, not really...) :bagoverhead:

LOS, this is one of the funniest posts i have seen in a while, :) !!! Very funny!

To answer Spats, i heard about putting toothpaste on pimples years ago and have tried it. Gladly i don't get many pimples (had to say that)... The toothpaste hardens and dries out the pimple. Just cover the pimple with a nice size dab and within a day or two should be gone. Put it on a night and don't forget to wash your face before leaving the house, :)

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Spats, do you have any mantyhose? I just heard that word today and after I laughed myself silly, I thought of you :D

Hahaha! I love it suz :lol:

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LOS, this is one of the funniest posts i have seen in a while, :) !!! Very funny!

To answer Spats, i heard about putting toothpaste on pimples years ago and have tried it. Gladly i don't get many pimples (had to say that)... The toothpaste hardens and dries out the pimple. Just cover the pimple with a nice size dab and within a day or two should be gone. Put it on a night and don't forget to wash your face before leaving the house, :)

Thanks Tangerine. :D The pimples haven't gone away so i didn't bother going out with my buddies to meet women tonight.

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Yeah, what a huge shock

I had them for about a week. It was just ugly. I missed out on hanging out with some buddies because of it.

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