ZoSoDragon Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Like this guy maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 19, 2008 Author Share Posted February 19, 2008 Sung to the tune of "Rock And Roll" Been a long time since I posted a Douche, Been a long time since I make you all puke, Let me post a pic, let me post a pic, let me post a piiiic, Of some stupid orange dicks... And is this one even real? Looks like a possible Photoshop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy-Conway Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Freshman of what!?Juinor high!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Freshman of what!?Juinor high!? The question is: freshman or girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Mr. Orange CANNOT be real! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spats Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Sung to the tune of "Rock And Roll" Been a long time since I posted a Douche, Been a long time since I make you all puke, Let me post a pic, let me post a pic, let me post a piiiic, Of some stupid orange dicks... And is this one even real? Looks like a possible Photoshop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted February 22, 2008 Author Share Posted February 22, 2008 Whoa, some awesome new douches. "Awesome", meaning disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelmon Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Something about the way this girl looks makes me think her voice is much DEEPER than mine....and I really don't understand an attraction to the way she looks...so skanky.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirchzep27 Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 The weird thing is, some of those girls seem to be genuinely impressed in those pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 And is this one even real? Looks like a possible Photoshop... Oh my god, what the fuck is that? Looks like the poor fella's been Tango'd! I mean, my god, I just can't believe anyone would find that attractive, look at how fucking orange he is!! It's burnt-face man. Whoa, some awesome new douches. "Awesome", meaning disgusting. Hahaha, not only does this guy look like someone I work with, but he's foaming at the mouth too like some hungry dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy-Conway Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 Something about the way this girl looks makes me think her voice is much DEEPER than mine....and I really don't understand an attraction to the way she looks...so skanky.... The background tells the tale: "Fox 'Reality' Awards" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 The one is the glasses is the best looking chick so far. Do you think orange douches bag, have little orange douches bags kid's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonham Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 The one is the glasses is the best looking chick so far. Do you think orange douches bag, have little orange douches bags kid's? All the girls there are pretty, I'm just worried about who they asscociate themselves with. And hahaha, the douche looks like he's been slammed up against a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs. Plant Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 The majority of the girls look like the female equivalent to the douche bags. I wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with guys or girls that look like that. The semi normal and pretty girls above are probably hating themselves for letting the picture be taken. They all need to escape Jersey and pronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peppermint Posted February 22, 2008 Share Posted February 22, 2008 She's beautiful, why would she lower herself to this pathetic, scabby guy's level? And what a stupid-ass, ugly, prick this man is. OMG. Words can't describe the kind of person he is. And those girls, how could you miss them girls?! They're disgusting, you can see DUMB written all over them. I've never wanted to attack anyone this bad, ever. This whole thread is so fake, and yes those girls look so unnatural, I could think of a word, Oh wtf.......SLUTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Alright, it's been too long since an update of this thread, I even had someone ask me today if the dude in my avatar was me! So we've got to set this right, by posting some new douches... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Uh, what the F is this?? And whoa, this dude is ORANGE, a la Prompa... And another one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 two questions beat my head everytime I come here: - Why orange? - Why those "beaks"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3hrsoflunacy Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Alright, it's been too long since an update of this thread, I even had someone ask me today if the dude in my avatar was me! So we've got to set this right, by posting some new douches... I am so glad for the updates. This is my all time favorite thread. #1 and #3 are so tough looking aren't they?!?!? #2 looks like a gay douche getting butt-fucked by his buddy who flips the bird like a girl, and WTF are those girls doing???? #4 looks like a K-Fed Douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GioBrasil Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 It's not from the real site, but I COULDN'T HELP: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 LOL I was going to ask you where the hot chicks were. I see NO chicks. Good to see you, Gio! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted April 27, 2008 Author Share Posted April 27, 2008 It's been far too long since we've mocked any douches!! And last, but certainly not least... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marolyn Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 It's been far too long since we've mocked any douches!! looks like jenna bush... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pb Derigable Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 no this is Jenna Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonefreelee Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Oh my God!!! Where has this thread been all my life?!? Maybe it should have been named "The thread that will instantly boost your self-esteem"! If it didn't cause extreme nausea, I might atually like this thread!!! Now I can go back to the beginning and start all over again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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