Bonham Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dawg Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 doesn't it look like he's punching the chick in the stomach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 What Stomach? put some meat on that chicken bone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Flight Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Lee Hotti and his band of douchebags "Even Boy George would yell fag if he saw them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted December 22, 2007 Author Share Posted December 22, 2007 Lee Hotti and his band of douchebags "Even Boy George would yell fag if he saw them" :hysterical: That's awesome! While I'm quite familiar with the Lee Hotti phenomenon (he's pretty much the genesis of HCwDB.com), I've never seen that video. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Flight Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 That's awesome! While I'm quite familiar with the Lee Hotti phenomenon (he's pretty much the genesis of HCwDB.com), I've never seen that video. Hilarious. Yeah, he is really the pioneer of douchebaggery. I remember when the whole thing started on the Sherdog MMA forum back in 06. There was a thread about him and his assclown friends that went well over 600+ pages (it may still be going). Perhaps the funniest thread I've ever seen in my life and it spawned the whole anti douchebag movement. Here is another source of humor. NJGuido.com I grew up in NJ and these lame asses are a total disgrace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 1, 2008 Author Share Posted January 1, 2008 In honor of my much-deserved reward for best thread ( ), here are some new douches!! Now this girl is HOT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 The second to last guy is hereby dubbed: "Trailer-Park Douche," or TPD for short. The last chick is hot...but the guy is :shudder: nasty!!! afterthought: The second to last chick is also a douchette. I think I see a bit of nipple hanging out of the bikini top, and those fake-ies look like they're going to fall off her chest and start bouncing around the basketball court. I think her 6-year old daughter's also missing a pair of shorts and a bikini... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 2, 2008 Author Share Posted January 2, 2008 Uh, what's with shaving patterns into the side of one's head? I thought that was an MC Hammer/Vanilla Ice thing, circa 1991? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 8, 2008 Author Share Posted January 8, 2008 Ugh, look at this crew o' douche... Dirtbag douches... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Uh, what's with shaving patterns into the side of one's head? I thought that was an MC Hammer/Vanilla Ice thing, circa 1991? He's GOT to be on steroids. Look at how small his head is in comparison to the rest of his body? Uggh. His arms are nasty. Ugh, look at this crew o' douche... Dirtbag douches... I really don't know what to say about those two pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 UHHHHH.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 "Here's where I'm gonna make a douchebaby!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrophile Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Nice man-thong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 "Here's where I'm gonna make a douchebaby!" Gross. Nice man-thong. Man thongs are NOT cool. I repeat, NOT COOL! BTW--I saw a douchette at Starbucks yesterday. She was more orange than Proompa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
59LesPaul Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 BTW--I saw a douchette at Starbucks yesterday. She was more orange than Proompa. Has anyone else seen the ads for travelling to Florida with Proompa tans?It takes place in the waiting room of a tanning salon,and EVERYONE has a douche-tan,except for one lady..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 So everyone's going to die of jaundice or skin cancer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 OK, here's a fun little game. Who can do the best job of using Photoshop to turn Little Matthew into a Lil' Douchebag! (should I feel terrible about this? I know it'll be funny, so I really don't...) A variety of choices to work with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 OMG Matt! You want a Sam-esque picture? ROFL Or do you want him to look like the meathead's baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MS1 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Try and get him to do a more douche-esque expression to build off of, Matt. Babys can do it, check it out: Maybe give him something sour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 His lips almost naturally do the "kissy face", see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 Oh, and here he is with his Aunt, who goes to the tanning booth too often herself, so you're halfway to a good douche/chick pic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake of Shadows Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 OK, here's a fun little game. Who can do the best job of using Photoshop to turn Little Matthew into a Lil' Douchebag! (should I feel terrible about this? I know it'll be funny, so I really don't...) A variety of choices to work with... As you wish... I'm not sure if I should be proud... or ashamed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattmc1973 Posted January 19, 2008 Author Share Posted January 19, 2008 AWESOME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manderlyh Posted January 19, 2008 Share Posted January 19, 2008 As you wish... I'm not sure if I should be proud... or ashamed... The poor kid! Matt, I say you print this one up on photo paper and put it in the photo album! You can tell him it was his "douchebag stage" when he asks about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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